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Archae Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 04:43 PM
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Really funny joke a gay fellow I know sent me.
I nearly fell over laughing, reading it.

On a transatlantic flight to land in New York one of the flight
attendants was flamboyantly gay much to the amusement of the
passengers. On final approach he pirouetted down the aisle asking the
passengers to put their seats up for landing. One young lady in First
Class refused to budge.

The flight attendant told her, "But you MUST put up your seat so
Captain Bill can land the plane! You MUST you MUST you MUST!"

To which she loudly replied, "I am a princess and do not answer to
servants."

Without missing a beat the flight attendant retorted, "And I'm a
queen so I outrank you. Put your seat up bitch."
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MissMarple Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 05:15 PM
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1. LOL
Sounds a bit like Carson Kressley.
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 05:28 PM
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2. This is good; yes, it sounds like Carson. Love the Fab Five!
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-18-03 05:42 PM
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3. That was great...
And it was definately difficult to read without hearing Carson's voice!
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