The Label Says: "Store In A Cool Dry Place"

[arwalden]

So that would be....? Where? On the dashboard of a Ferrari?

That's a pretty cool place!

-- Allen

[GOPisEvil]

1. The freezer.

Not much cooler and dryer than that in the average house. :D

Ferrari is a good answer though.

[sasquatch]

2. Luara the unloved's ass

That pretty cold and dry:7

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

3. well I suppose it specifically precludes

your ass crack :evilgrin:

[Bronco69]

4. Rush Limbaugh's Oxycontin box

:-)

[Nikia]

5. In the basement with a dehumidifier

I think that people used to have special rooms in basements for storing onions and potatoes which are perserved best in a cool, dry place. Most basements have higher humidity though.