I'm gonna run the gauntlet - Fox News Channel for entire evening!!!!!!

[burythehatchet]

Wish me luuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

:hurts:

[Langis]

1. You are a braver man then I

Good luck, you are going to need it.

Do you have a bucket to :puke: in? You are going to need it.

[Bluzmann57]

2. Good luck and hope you don't get sick

You might be be better off watching 'rasslin or some stupid "reality" show. Those have more intellectual value. Of course my neighbor's dog has that much intellectual value.

[tridim]

3. I have to wait until next week

when I visit the parents to experience the FAUX marathon. They keep it on most of the day in the kitchen, the only relief is when my Dad switches to the Weather Channel. I should probably just cut the cable.

[burythehatchet]

4. heh heh... that's really funny

my dad is hard of hearing so for one week every year I get Fox EXTRA LOUD


:)

[kalian]

5. Dude! What the hell for?!

...?

[bain_sidhe]

6. there are more humane ways to kill yourself

than a self-induced aneurism...

And, besides, why bother? It's not like you don't know what they'll say.

[Rufus T. Firefly]

7. Could make it a drinking game...

Every time O'Liely interrupts someone, take a drink.

Okay, that's enough. Any more situations calling for a drink and you'll be in a coma.

Maybe one - every time something negative is said about Bush (by a host, not a guest), drain the bottle - this one is safe for teetotalers.

[INTELBYTES]

8. Is this hazing...an initiation?

It's too hard man!! Remember what Homer says, "Anything that is too hard to do isn't worth doing at all."

[sasquatch]

9. Checklist for the Gauntlet

-Staightjacket.
-Locks on all firearms.
-All ojbects that could inflict harm upon someone or themselves removed from the house.
-Some chainlink guard for the TV.



After all that you'll be good to go.:)

[kanrok]

10. Why not a colostomy instead?

[Robb]

11. Spread out some towels or something.

Eeek. Well, have fun, and don't forget to wash up before you come back!

[terrya]

12. You need some alcohol for this, my friend.

Watching that smug, self-centered little prick Shepard Smith alone is enough to warrant a couple of martinis.

[heypunk]

13. Why?

You expect to be alive in the morning? I would die of ramming my head into the wall after a while.

[MrScorpio]

14. Welcome to DU, Heypunk

Come back often!!