In the doghouse

[mac56]

Do you know that feeling?

Something I've done, quite accidentally, has been noted with grave displeasure by my lovely wife. And now there's nothing I can do that's okay. I'm now in a maze: every turn's a wrong turn.

To quote Eric from "That 70's Show": "Reportedly, I'm a dumb-ass."

My transgression is a minor, minor thing by anyone's standards. (I accidentally putting a miniscule dent on a kitchen appliance, for what it's worth.) And I know that she'll get over it and eventually won't be pissed at me anymore. It's just that I feel like seven shades of shit in the meantime. Guess I'm as pissed at myself as she is at me.

Sorry. Just needed to vent a little. Carry on.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Have a little Hank Sr. to comfort you.

By Hank Williams, Sr.

Came in last night about a half past ten
That woman of mine she wouldn't let me in
Move it on over (move it on over)
Move it on over (move it on over)
Move over little dog cause a big dog's movin in

She changed the lock on my front door
now my key, it don't fit no more
So get it on over (move it on over)
Scoot it on over (move it on over)
Move over skinny dog cause a fat dog's moving in

This dog house here is mighty small
But it's sure better than no house at all
So ease it on over (move it on over)
Drag it on over (move it on over)
Move over old dog cause a new dog's moving in

She told me not to play around
But I done let the deal go down
So pack it on over (move it on over)
Tote it on over (move it on over)
Move over nice dog cause a bad dog's moving in

She warned me once, she warned me twice
But I don't take no one's advice
So scratch it on over (move it on over)
Shake it on over (move it on over)
Move over short dog cause a tall dog's moving in

I'll crawl back to her on my knees
pretty soon i'll be scratching fleas
So slide it on over (move it on over)
Sneak it on over (move it on over)
Move over good dog cause a bad dog's moving in

Remember pup, before you start to whine
That side's yours and this side's mine
So shove it on over (move it on over)
Sweep it on over (move it on over)
Move over cold dog cause a hot dog's moving in

http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/MOVE-IT-ON-OVER-lyrics-Hank-Williams/092777D32E6C96AF48256981000D6E39

[Skittles]

2. WTF

THAT'S what she's pissed about? Is that a bit childish?

[Rowdyboy]

3. Damn!

She sounds mean...I've done FAR worse and gotten off with a dirty look (and that was fake!)...Maybe you need to buy a bottle of wine and be nice to her.