Favorite lines from "Pulp Fiction"

[salinen]

Mines the one where they are discussing weather pigs are disgusting creatures or not and Jules (played by Samuel L Jackson) says to Vincent Vega (played by John Travolta) "that would have to be one charming M.F. pig."

[Joe Momma]

1. Vincent to Butch...

BUTCH:
What're you looking at, friend?
VINCENT:
I ain't your friend, Palooka.
BUTCH:
What did you say?
VINCENT:
I think you heard me just fine, punchy.

[incapsulated]

2. "Bring out the Gimp!" (there are too many...)

"Check out the Big Brains on Brad!"
"I wouldn't go so far as to call the brother fat. ... What's the nigger gonna do, he's Samoan."
"You're the one who should be on fucking brain detail!"
"It's shit like this that's going to bring this situation to a head!"

etc. etc. I seen that movie too many times...

[NightTrain]

3. I know it contains an offensive word...

...but I still laugh out loud at this one:

"Did you see a sign in front of my house that said, DEAD NIGGER STORAGE?"

I'm sorry, but it's funny, dammit!

[arwalden]

9. Argh! That's One Of My Favorite Lines Too...

... it definitely catches the viewer by surprise.

-- Allen

(No apologies... it's just a line in a movie for Pete's sake.)

[rbnyc]

4. OK

Esmeralda: What is your name?
Butch: Butch.
Esmeralda: What does it mean?
Butch: I'm American, honey. Our names don't mean shit.

[ClintonTyree]

5. The End..............

I couldn't tolerate "Pulp Fiction".

[skypilot]

19. Dammit, you beat me to it, DumpGump

"The End" were the FIRST two words to pop into my head.

[everythingsxen]

6. Jules: You read the Bible?

Ringo: Not regularly.

Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. .45 here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin, Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.


I could go on, but I think I've gone too far already!

[NicoleM]

10. Sam Jackson

was so awesome in that scene (and the rest of the movie).

[Room101]

7. Have you ever given a man a foot massage?

VINCENT to JULES, That whole hallway scene.

[peekaloo]

11. lol

edited:

Ain't no fu**ing ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but you know, touchin' his wife's feet and sticking your tongue in the holiest of holies ain't "the same fu**ing ballpark." It ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fu**ing sport. Look, foot massages don't mean sh**.
Vincent Vega: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules Winnfield: Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fu**ing master.
Vincent Vega: You've given a lot of them?
Jules Winnfield: Sh** yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don't be tickling or nothing.
Vincent Vega: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
Jules Winnfield: Fu** you.

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second only to Christopher Walken's monologue on the watch! :D

[rjbcar27]

8. All of it. One of my favourite films!

Jules: Shit negro, that's all you had to say!

Jules: This is some fucked up repugnant shit.

Actually, I think Samuel L. Jackson has many of the best lines in the movie.

[Drifter]

12. The cleanup man ...

I paraphrase.

I'm a half hour away ... I'll be there in ten minutes.

Cheers
Drifter

[xJlM]

13. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy?

I ain't through with you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass.

[GumboYaYa]

14. "that would have to be one charming

mother f$#&in pig..."

[FunBobbyMucha]

15. As someone said above, they're lines in a friggin' movie, so...

...don't go all PC on me, but the delivery of these lines always cracks me up:

"Shiiiiiiit, Negro, that's all you had to say."

and

"He'd be damned, some greasy yellow slope is gonna take his son's birthright, so he hid it, the only place he could--his ass!"

[BigMcLargehuge]

16. Pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

the film is eminently quotable.

The scene where they give Uma a shot of adrenaline after her overdose.

Rosanna Arquette: "If you're alright, say something."
Uma : "Something..."

Sam Jackson and Travolta cleaning the car:

Travolta: "I'm just saying you don't run a race car in the red..."
Jackson: "Yeah well evertime i pick up a little piece of skull I'm a hundred tons of TNT. I'm the Guns of the Navarone. I'm a mushroom cloud laying mother fucker! Mother fucker! Speaking of that, what the fuck am I doing on brain detail? We're switching!"

[slackmaster]

17. The discussion on piercings in Lance's kitchen

Trudi: You know how they use that gun when they pierce your ears? They don't use that when they pierce your nipples, do they?

Jody: Forget that gun. That gun goes against the entire idea behind piercing. All of my piercing, sixteen places on my body, every one of 'em done with a needle. Five in each ear. One through the nipple on my left breast. One through my right nostril. One through my left eyebrow. One through my lip. One in my clit. And I wear a stud in my tongue.

Vincent: (interrupting) Excuse me, sorry to interrupt. I'm curious, why would you get a stud in your tongue?

Jody: It's a sex thing. It helps fellatio.

I cannot help but crack up when I see someone with a tongue stud. A former coworker, a very out Lesbian, had one about the diameter of a dime with a wavy surface on top. It affected her speech significantly. I had a hard time keeping a straight face in daily meetings with her.

On edit - I meant to reply to the original message. Sorry.

[7th_Sephiroth]

18. evertone is forgetting the whole

Mc DOnalds conversation

[Skittles]

20. THE WOLF

"That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten."

[hatrack]

21. "Oh, you're a race car in the red, huh?"

"Well I'm a mushroom-cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker. Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly TNT! I'm the guns of the Navarone!"

Samuel L. Jackson is God.