IF:

[KensPen]

IF:
Saddam was really a "Hitler" wouldn't Bush launder his money?

[KensPen]

1. IF

IF:
the media was really liberal, wouldn't we be seeing more of Neil Bush?

[THUNDER HANDS]

2. If

Ifs and buts were grapes and nuts what a bountiful harvest we would have.

Or however that saying goes. :D

[Bronco69]

3. If

If's and buts were candy and nuts, we'd all have a wonderful Christmas. :-)

[LynneSin]

4. IF:

If a picture paints a thousand words
Then why can't I paint you?
The words will never show
The you I've come to know
If a face could launch a thousand ships
Then where am I to go?
There's no one home but you
You're all that's left me to
And when my love for life is running dry
You come and pour yourself on me

If a man could be two places at one time
I'd be with you
Tomorrow and today
Beside you all the way
If the world should stop revolving
Spinning slowly down to die
I'd spend the end with you
And when the world was through
Then one by one the stars would all go out
Then you and I would simply fly away

[rustydog]

5. I can name that Band in one word

Bread.

[Interrobang]

6. If...

...you were to ask me about the English subjunctive (that is to say, the case used for wishful and contrary-to-fact statements), I would tell you, but no one here seems interested... ;-)

Also, if I were to change anything about DU, I'd make the HTML tags use the standard angle brackets < and >, because typing HTML tags with square brackets gives me mental stack errors.

[Robb]

7. IF:

If X is a topological vector space, and A is a compact subset of X and B is a closed subset of X, then A+B is closed. ;)

[mac56]

8. If...

my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a wagon. - Montgomery Scott

[GOPisEvil]

9. IF:

If my aunt had balls, she'd be my uncle.

[KensPen]

10. If boats didn't have bottoms

they's be submarines

[KensPen]

11. IF

I was really cool I would be able to speak Klingon.

[Doc_Technical]

12. IF

was a rock-jazz band in the early 1970's.