"she ruined the greatest moment in US history in Iraq for the rest of us"

[MrBenchley]

Just a shameless vanity post to tell the board that the last Bob Boudelang for 2003 is up.

One private high point for me was the freeper troll who sent Bob an e-mail earlier this year assuring Bob that people thought Bob was a joke and that nobody took a thing Bob said seriously (at first I thought it was a DUer playing a joke, but he was serious and proceeded to send the usual dreary right wing hate mail).

Something sort of astonishing--after I wrote the "baboon noses" column in which Bob got caught up in the e-mail scam about the fortune in Nigeria, Bob's e-mail began to receive about ten times the number of those emails that he had been getting before. For about three weeks Bob's account was getting almost hourly pleas for dough from people who had a forutne salted away somewhere they wanted to share...

http://www.democraticunderground.com/bob/03/84.html

Thanks for all the kind comments, alerts, jokes, and links...Hope everyone has the happiest of holiday seasons, and a great 2004!

[GOPisEvil]

1. Excellent work, as always!

Conservatives are the smart, aren't they? :eyes:

[MrBenchley]

5. Uhhh....

"Conservatives are the smart, aren't they?"

I still don't think I've gotten over the Thomas Friedman column in which he argued that because of 9/11 pResident Turd had a right to "Pearl Harbor" Iraq even though they had nothing to do with the 9/11 attack due to something he invented called the "terrorism bubble." (Evidently something like a snow globe only more dangerous.)

By that logic, if you find your car stolen while out Xmas shopping, you are entitled to knock down and kick the nearest blind beggar or some senior citizen, to puncture that "car stealing bubble."

And Friedman is one of the smarter ones in that crowd.

[GOPisEvil]

8. Gah...to think I bought one of Friedman's books once...

The stories about Beirut were interesting at least.

Come to think of it, I loaned that book out. I don't much care if I get it back, actually.

[MrBenchley]

13. And he's the best of the bad lot...

From him it's a rapid descent to intellectuals such as Bob "They're like animals in the jungle!" Grant.

You might recall that whne Grant got fired by Disney for open racism (another station promptly snapped him up), his core of deep-thinking listeners protested the decision by sending death threats to people like Al Roker, Bill Cosby and Oprah Winfrey.

[GOPisEvil]

14. Oh God...Bob Grant...

What a disgusting piece of filth he is...:puke:

[MrBenchley]

15. I once encountered someone

who worked at the radio station he was then broadcasting from...and she said that he was personally a very rude and repulsive piece of shit.

[GOPisEvil]

18. That figures.

At least he's consistent. :7

[Kamika]

2. In what regards was he joke?

did he think he was too liberal or something?

[MrBenchley]

7. Koresh only knows...

The second post from the pathetic piece of shit read:

"You should hope that I never see you in person. You'll be wearing your nuts around your face you fuck wadd. Go ahead and respond. Just pray I don't find you."

to which I sent back:

"Administrator's Notice
Your e-mail privileges to [e-mail] have
been terminated due to excessive stupidity and
ugliness on your part, you Nazi pimp. "

Many people who have expressed any sort of liberal sentiment on the internet have gotten similar e-mails (as the DU hate mail bag shows), and Bob is no exception...

"You are really showing your ass. So I wonder who hear is the true BLOWHARD...."

"I find it absolutely amazing that you liberals can so many things
wrong with President Bush and nothing wrong with Clinton. It make me laugh."

"Down on your knes motherfucker. The future lies in conservative men's testicles. "

"Baghdad Boudelang, you ignorant slut-get back in your spider hole boy"

"You're not even a challenge...Doesn't anyone over at Cocksuckers Undergound have any guts? You are Saddams little soreloserboy"

"boudelang, you and Dummys are busted fuck you you decrepit amoral fuckfaced Liberal."

"better hide u motherfuckin' traitor You're nothin but a yellow traitor and coward"

One wonders what sort of diseased pinhead thinks mindless gibberish like that is an accomplishment...but it's the sort of loon the GOP courts.

[Kamika]

17. Down on your knes motherfucker. The future lies in conservative men's test

well atleast he's original

[MrBenchley]

20. Yeah and I'm also sure

he's loudly opposed to gay rights (snicker)

Wasn't there a study about those who are vehemently against gay rights?

[5thGenDemocrat]

22. Re: The Testicle comment

If we changed "conservative" to "liberal," we could use that, too!
Thanks!!
John
We need one with something about ovaries while we're at it.

[MrBenchley]

24. LOL!

[sendero]

27. Is there really anything more pathetic...

... than an internet tough-guy ?

[MrBenchley]

28. You're so right...

What makes this especially funny was that he DARED Bob to reply...but when Bob sent back his standard freeper kiss-off (see the "Administrator's Notice" elsewhere) it turned out he had adjusted the AOL account not to accept e-mail from Bob.

On another internet forum on Delphi one evening I got so tired of a Reagan-worshipping internet tough guy that I accepted his challenge and told him to meet me in Brooklyn (I'm not in Brooklyn, but he thought I was) at the corner of Bedford and Stuyvesant (if you know Brooklyn you know why THAT's funny). Instantly he began spouting excuses about why he couldn't show up, earning from that point on, the nickname "Nancy."

[Kamika]

*gone*

delete

[Kamika]

3. *gone*

delete

[Robb]

4. Best line ever:

"Our Great President threw his dog to the ground, rolled up his sleeve and came back to work." :D

[MrBenchley]

9. Thanks...

I'm also proud of the greatest moment in US history in Iraq...


And I've always loved when I can get Bob to go time traveling: "In the golden book of the future when historians look back on the past which is today...."

[arwalden]

6. Is It Pronounced "BOO-de-lang" or "BOW-de-lang"

Or some other combination that I didn't consider yet?

-- Allen

[Screaming Lord Byron]

10. It's pronounced 'clear and concise thinker with a refreshingly open mind'

[MrBenchley]

12. LOL!

Thanks.

[MrBenchley]

11. BOO-de-lang

I had a friend who owned a collection of African American jug band recordings from the 1920s and before. (He liked obscure music--what can I say?) One got stuck in my head for several years, the entire lyrics of which seemed to consist of:

"Ba-Boudelang Boudelang Boudelang Boudelang Shake!"

[MrBenchley]

16. gratuitous vanity kick

[zanana]

19. The title of your thread...

It reminded me of a *M*A*S*H* episode when Hotlips looks at Hawkeye and says "You're ruining this war for the rest of us."

[MrBenchley]

21. That WAS sort of in the back of my mind

I steal, I mean, am inspired by a lot of stuff...Bob himself is a knockoff of The Good Soldier Schveik, who refused to believe that the Austrian Army could commit a clerical error during World War One and draft a 70 year old man, and so showed up at the recruitment office waving his crutches and shouting "On to Belgrade!" where he annoyed the recruiters so much they put him in the army and sent him to the front.

A greatish novel..

[denverbill]

23. Another good one today Bob!

I especially enjoyed the clarification "talking about Sodom of course".

[MrBenchley]

25. Thanks!

I actually got that idea from, of all things, an interview with Patrick Stewart, who began discussing a madman bent on world domination armed with terrifying weapons....and the shill ASKED "you mean Saddam Hussein, right?"

Stewart smiled and said, "Oh, yes, of course."

[MrBenchley]

26. MORE freeper hate mail for Bob Boudelang!

Jeepers, this column seems to have really stirred them up...three in one afternoon.

"10,267.93 Bwa ha ha ha haaaaaaa!"

(I have no idea what that number means)

"race mixing traitor
c
Final tagline : All you need to visit is ... http://www.leader.ru"



"traitor coward traitor coward traitor coward"

[MrBenchley]

29. More Freeper Mail for Bob!

Jinkies, this column really got them leaping out of their spider holes in rage and horror!

"Subject: learn to spell!! asshole!!!
To: [e-mail]

why don't you learn "

Why, if Bob learned anything, he wouldn't be a right wing asswipe.

"YOU NEED TO SEE A DENTIST AND MOST IMPORTANT YOU NEED TO JOIN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY AND STOP MASQUERADING AS A REPUBLICAN. THEY NEED YOU RIGHT NOW, REALLY REALLY BAD.

PS    oh by the way don' try sending any virus's my way.  seems like one time i signed on DU the liberals aren't as open minded as they say and i got a virus.  I have yet to ever do that again, sad because unlike dems I LIKE DEBAte.  So my anti virus is most powerful for people like you that are NOT open minded and want to debate.  "

I think Bob will stick with his element.

Anybody else ever frequent open political forums such as the ones on Delphi? It seems to me that the dittohead contingent actually THOUGHT that the news of Saddam's capture by Monkeyboy would cause every liberal in the country to quit politics or convert to right wing stupidity...and that they are filled with even more towering rage than before because pResident Turd's "triumph" has already turned to ashes.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

30. This is taken from the Livejournal (blog) of a former friend of mine...

"Ha! Thats all I can say.

All the people who bitched about how the war would accomplish nothing, or last forever, can all now eat their words. In a year we've crushed Saddam's military, toppled his regime, and we have him in custody to throw in a dark jail cell for the rest of his life for all the damage he did.

Silly liberals, protests are for kids! "

"...But, again, the best part about what happened today is that all the pro-Saddam liberal morons might now shut the hell up.

...Yes, we should stay in the Middle East to carry on the fight against terrorism, but Osama is only one among many. If we put too much emphasis on trying to find one man, another will emerge, just as equally dangerous. This isnt saying that we shouldnt try at all, as all war criminals should be brought to justice. Unfortunately, this often isnt the case, since hundreds of Japanese war criminals from WWII still live comfortably in their homeland, thanks to Truman... "

It's bizarre, a year ago, he wasn't like this.

[MrBenchley]

33. It is like some sort of national dementia

that has infected many...

On Friday anyone who didn't feel safer with Saddam's capture HATED America...but by Sunday it's Orange alert!

"all war criminals should be brought to justice."
You'll notice right wingers never say that should apply to those who gave Saddam those weapons of mass destruction he had at one time.

[KG]

31. holy chit!

these knuckle dragging morons think bob boudelang is real? what a hoot!

goes to show it's not possible to misunderestimate the idiocy of freeptards.

[MrBenchley]

34. There used to be a right wing blog

that quoted Bob Boudelang on something and praised what he said for being a good idea! However, the blog is dead and I didn't save the quote.

[Spirochete]

38. A couple years ago

someone cut and pasted a Bob Boudelang column as a post at FR. Several people replied, agreeing with him and cheering him on, till someone figured out what it was, and they pulled the post. hehe

[MrBenchley]

44. What was even funnier

was that a thread was started on that FR post at DU, with a number of people who were evidently unaware that it appeared here first.

Eviidently many people leap right to the forums without glancing at the front page.

[Spirochete]

48. Not me -if there's a new Bob Boudelang

I'll go right to that first. I look forward to them, and read them as soon as I see them. I don't always stop to read new editorials, but a new Boudelang or Top 10 will catch me every time.

[MrBenchley]

49. Thanks...(n/t)

[MrBenchley]

32. More idiotic ditto monkey mail....

A reply from the idiot who thought Bob Boudelang wanted a debate...


"Of course you don't want to debate, majority of liberals don't, they just want to name call, which is all you did. I should know, I was a born and raised liberal, I have been there done that, and was exactly like you, eeeeeekkkk at one time. Scares me to think that now. Name calling, screaming, name calling is the name of the game with your type. It is sooo obvious. Don't want to debate because you have no substance and no facts, just talking points from mcauliffe, clinton and co. Enjoy the trip dddddooooownnnnnn, we all will enjoy watching."

Wow, this column really fetched the idiots, raving and screeching....hope I can do it again.

[noiretextatique]

35. decry name-callling, then proceed to do nothing but

:boring: i encountered a young lesbian freeper recently, who bravely (she thought) declared that she just couldn't stand jesse jackson and al shaprton...for all the RUSH reasons :eyes: by the time i was done telling her what and brainwashed dittohead she was (not the enlighted "free thinker" she thought she was), she was promising to stop being such a "grown-up," and to give liberalism :scared: another try. i just love the ones who claim they used to be liberals :eyes:

[MrBenchley]

40. Amazing isn't it?

Did you see Doonesbury's "tribute" to Rush Limbaugh on Sunday?

[Habibi]

36. This stuff is great!

Helps me get my "hate mailbag" fix. Thanks!

[MrBenchley]

41. For some reason

this week's column enraged the scum of the earth more than usual...

[harper]

37. MrBenchley...a big thank you for Bob Boudelang

His rantings are my favorite thing at DU. By the way, I'm just astounded at the collection of hate mail you've shared with us. Talk about looneys. Oh, and I thought the baboon noses column was one of your best.

[MrBenchley]

42. Thanks much...

I couldn't have done it without this unelected drunk and his gang of idiots....

[MrBenchley]

39. How dumb is THIS freeper?

Here's the email he sent Bob Boudelang....

"Infiltrated
We are attempting to infiltrate Democrat Underground and would like your help.
Here's what you do: Go to D.U. and register over the next few days. Slowly build up your post count in the DU Lounge and Meeting room forums. After the first of the year we are launching an attack on the front runner on the boards. Be polite, pick another candidate to support, but be relentless. Several if not dozens of us are already there.
Stay in touch with us through replying to this email, let us know how it is going.
Thanks and good luck
BTW Let us know what your DU nic is.
GODBUSHCHENEY"

Great secret plan, guys....

[ElsewheresDaughter]

43. I LOVE YOU BOB BOUDELANG! and HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO YOU AND YOURS

:loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[MrBenchley]

45. Thanks much!

All the best to you and yours!

[Kathy in Cambridge]

46. I Read Bob Boudelang Out Loud to My Husband-We Laugh Our Butts Off

Thanks for your good work and Happy Holidays!

[MrBenchley]

47. Thanks..

Happy holidays to you and yours.