12 Days of Christmas with Shrub

[davsand]

This came out from the Hynes campaign and it was too funny to miss. Dan Hynes is running for Senate in the Dem primary here in Illinois. It peeved the GOP so much the Illinois Leader (A GOP Website here in Illinois--they are Uber-conservative, but somewhat accurate) put it up in an article that quotes Hynes fairly exstensively.

For the DU enjoyment,

Dan Hynes’ “Twelve Days of Christmas”

On the first day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, a strong and vibrant economy

On the second day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, health care for my family

On the third day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, earned income tax credit

On the fourth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, education dollars

On the fifth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, 3 million jobs

On the sixth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, fair trade agreements

On the seventh day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, safety in the workplace

On the eighth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, unemployment benefits

On the ninth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, ergonomic standards

On the tenth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, prescription drugs for every senior

On the eleventh day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, pension protection

On the twelfth day of Christmas, George W. Bush took from me, overtime for workers

We may as well laugh in the midst of our tears, I suppose.

Laura

[grannylib]

1. I did this one last week and posted it here, a repeat if you missed it...

On the first day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the second day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the third day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the fourth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the fifth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the sixth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the seventh day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the eighth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


On the ninth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the tenth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


On the eleventh day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
Eleven lobbyists leaping, Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"

On the twelfth day of Christmas, Chimpy gave to me...
12 Liars Lying, Eleven lobbyists leaping, Ten Corporate scandals, Nine Neo-cons dancing, Eight more polluters, Seven oilwells pumping, Six smirking smiles, Five Felonious Supremes, Four falling bombs, Three "Freedom" fries, Two photo-ops, and A Job-Loss "Recovery"


Alternates for the first day:
And a tax cut for the wealthy
OR:
And a large dose of hypocrisy

just my feeble attempt at humor for the day

[davsand]

2. Sad that we have so much to work with isn't it?

How pathetic that we have such ample fodder with this sick SOB we've got in the People's House...

Thanks for sharing, it made me laugh!

Laura

[grannylib]

3. Yes it is sad that we have such a plethora of material...I am working on

Twas the Night Before Christmas now *lol*

[liberalhistorian]

4. Yes, we certainly do need to laugh,

and any humor worth its salt also contains a dark, sad strain, and that definitely applies to this!