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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:07 PM
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Life is so unfair
It was kind of drizzly this morning, so I wore my raincoat. Now it's nice out, and I have to schlep my raincoat home.

Imagine what I'd do in a real crisis.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:14 PM
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1. You dont need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows
Or so I've heard
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KFC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:15 PM
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2. You need to understand what understanding is
This guy will direct you to the learning process that is essential to self-educating your brain. Once you learn that understanding things is key to functioning in a world that actually exists, you will have gained the knowledge that comes with true wisdom.



http://www.scientology.org/
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Gidney N Cloyd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:21 PM
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8. So then you'll have THAT goin' for you.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:22 PM
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9. unga gaglunga...no, unga glugugnga.
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laurelbunny Donating Member (129 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:15 PM
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3. life IS unfair !
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Left Is Write Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:16 PM
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4. Obviously, in a real crisis, you'd make coffee.
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:16 PM
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5. I Love You.
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:19 PM
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6. Get a can of ScotchGard for the home, office & car. When necessary,
cover your eyes & spray away. Then bet your co-workers $100.00 that you won't mind if they throw liquids on you!
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:20 PM
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7. If i gave 'em half a chance, i'd drown in a flood of diet pepsi
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qnr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Aug-29-06 05:22 PM
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10. Yeah, it was a rough draft, I figured there'd be some kinks to work out
:) :hi:
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