Why I thought Christmas and hemorhoids had 1 thing in common or both are a

[Valerie5555]

pain in the ass or a** that I could dispense with


(1) Christmas postal crunch time : because it took forever for "certain things" I wanted to send off to get to "certain places" that I wanted them to go.


(2) Deciding who to send or not to send Christmas cards to : for I decided on account of the world situation ever since George Warmongering Bushychickenpoop took office, I decided that sending them to certain people and places may be too dicey, especially since the start of this latest war on Iraq.

(3) Certain favorite radio stations playing Xmas music 24/7 : I found it is now getting to the point where I am now sick of the Christmas music.


(4) Commercial hype: 'Nuff said but I couldn't resist making cynical jokes about how you could transmogrify "Santa" into "Satan"


On edit I forgot (5) The whole Christmas rigamarole period which could really be a pain in the butt at times.