I'm drinking tequila

[MissMillie]

you wanna make something of that?

[Redstone]

1. Besides the fact that I am too?

Redstone

[MissMillie]

3. Patron?

:hi:

[Redstone]

4. I wish. Cuervo Gold.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

27. My Patron silver was a birthday present to myself

And it has lasted a whole month, no thanks to my son & his friends.

[Redstone]

35. Goddam kids. Don't they understand that they can have some of the

cheap stuff if they have to, but special is reserved for those who pay for it / get it as a present?

That really irritates me.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

40. I'd beat them, but I'm a happy drunk

:shrug:

[Redstone]

43. Best kind to be. All is forgiven, and everyone's happy.

Redstone

[miss_american_pie]

2. Bourbon here

:toast:

[Redstone]

5. Maker's Mark? I'm having some of that, too. Yeah, I know, it's bad to mix

but I'm doing it anyway.

Redstone

[miss_american_pie]

6. Yep

And I'd be under my desk if I were mixing. Here's to you :toast:

[Redstone]

8. Let's see what kindof fun stuff we can do with that red wax; got any

ideas? It's not all that pliable, but we MUST be able to do SOMETHING creative with it...especially as the night goes on.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

9. *snort*

Redstone!! :spray: :loveya:

[Redstone]

11. Yo...Merlot? No wax to play with. No fun at all.

Redstone

[miss_american_pie]

18. Oooh, let me have another drink

That should help my creativity. :D

[Redstone]

22. So far, I've managed something that looks sorta like a Gumby, but

not quite. Gumby's green, after all. And recognizable, unlike my creation.

Back to square one. And another drink to spur the ol' creativity.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

24. I'm Gumby dammit!

:silly:

[Redstone]

32. Ok, so you are. Who's Pokey?

Redstone

[MissMillie]

34. Single white gumby iso Pokey.....

:(

[Redstone]

39. ISO Pokey with extreme flexibility, great load-carrying capacity, for

possible LTR, and what else?

Let's be specific here.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

44. must love tequila, Aimee Mann and DU

oh, and it wouldn't hurt if said Pokey could install a lock on my liquor cabinet.

[Redstone]

45. And write down the combination, and leave it on the counter.

I'm relieved. I thought you were going to say something vernacular about horses that would get the thread locked.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

46. ah... no, not at all

I'm not a size queen

[Redstone]

48. And doesn't it make me feel good (though just in a theoretical way)

to hear that.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

49. Well,

I aim to please. Most happy drunks do.

[Sugar Smack]

7. I'm having a bit of Merlot, dahlink.

And no, tangling with Miss Millie doesn't sound like a wise idea. I maybe haven't drunk enough. :P

[Redstone]

10. A "bit of Merlot?" When, exactly, did some fancy-pants wine snot take

possession of my beloved Sugar Smack?

And how can we exorcise that yuppie demon so our Sugar can return to provide us with the inspiration that we so desperately need?

Redstone

[MissMillie]

12. we could give her some tequila....

:silly:

[Redstone]

13. I think it's indicated, and stat.

let me go get some cigs, and I'll be back to help work her over.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

15. have you ever noticed

that when you say tequila, your lips automatically form a smile?

Joy in a shot glass.

[Redstone]

25. It'sdefinitely associated with good times, unlike say Rock & Rye, which

is associated with unemployed steelworkers in a raggedy corner tavern in a dying Pennsylvania steel town at 11 AM.

Yes, Tequila is fun.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

36. OMG! Like saying "Steve"! You automatically smile and

I've never known a "Steve" I didn't love! :wow:

[MissMillie]

37. my last ex is a Steve

so now I drink tequila

[Sugar Smack]

14. No, tequila makes me cheat at Scrabble.

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

16. We're not playing scrabble

Co-ed naked twister.

[Sugar Smack]

19. You just stop it right there, MissMillie! You just STOP!! *LOL*

:rofl:

[MissMillie]

20. don't forget the baby oil....

lol

[Sugar Smack]

29. In Twister? Ye gods, I can imagine the sprains and bruises that would

ensue!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Strip scrabble?

Because if you're going to play scrabble, you might as well do it right.

:evilgrin:

[MissMillie]

28. You have to take off 3 items for a triple word score

Jewelry only counts on letter scores.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. Well, I have a bunch of earrings, so I've got the advantage.

[Redstone]

47. Please don't do this to me. I've seen pictures of you all, and the notion

of strip Scrabble (especially given how good I am at that game) is leading me toward VERY impure thoughts.

Have pity on an old guy, would you all?

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

50. *My heart!* Gasps dramatically, clutches chest

You don't know what you lawless whippersnappers are doing to me!!! :D

[MissMillie]

53. I'm trying to understand

why Redstone thinks that it's the LOSERS who have to strip.... :silly:

[Redstone]

59. Well, in that case, I can come up with LOTS of 6-point words.

Or I could, if those were the rules...

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

61. *narrows eyes* You're not drinking tequila. Why's your spelling so

perfect? :o

[MissMillie]

62. It's one of the very few things I do well

shot #4 going down.... right about.... now!

[Redstone]

56. Three women. Three attractive women Three bright women.

Strip Scrabble.

Be still, my heart!

Redstone

[MissMillie]

58. don't forget the tequila

lol

[Redstone]

63. Make that FOUR attractive and intelligent women. Mrs R and I do everything

together, and she appreciates an attractive and intelligent woman even more than I do.

And has more to offer to one, as well.

Redstone

[MissMillie]

66. Kudos to you for including the missus

Is she a DU member? I'll bet she's terrific.


(vision getting blurred....)

[Redstone]

70. She's not a DUer, but has seen some picture threads and is impressed

with the attractivness of the DU ladies even more than I am.

(Getting a bit fuzzy here as well.)

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

73. Blurred? LOL, maybe you should go lie down.

You are phenomenally ambitious. :pals: You should have some sweet dreams, as I plan to shortly.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. It's fun being a lawless whippsnapper, isn't it?

:evilgrin:

[Sugar Smack]

78. I'm going to

slap your fanny if you continue in this so-called manner! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

81. You're not the boss of me!!!

NAH NAH!!!! :P























So, uh...does this mean you'll slap my fanny now?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

52. Oh fine...

You know, I'm pretty good at Scrabble too. I almost got a perfect score on my SAT verbal.

[MissMillie]

54. I'm afraid of you!

:scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

60. 760 baby...imagine if I took a prep course.

[Sugar Smack]

67. NEAT! And yet, how "surprising".

Miss language! :bounce: :toast:

[Redstone]

42. Scrabble? I DARE you to come her and play Scrabble. Actually, I BEG

you to come here and play Scrabble, because my family won't play against me.

Please, please?

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

55. Holy shit. You said the magic words.

:wow: I wish I had a danged transporter. --->:cry:

[Redstone]

72. I wish you had one too. But there ARE those fine Interstate highways, and

we're just a mile off one of them.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

17. fancy-pants wine snot!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

:spray: Heh. Wine snots don't "DO" merlot, dahling!

[Redstone]

21. They don't? Damn, I've got a lot to learn.

Will you teach me?

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

23. Do you suppose I hold my pinky aloft?

:beer: Nah, actually my dad gave me "the talk" about wine when I turned 21. He told me good & bad wines, and he told me that you drink what wine you LIKE with a meal, not what "goes with" what dish.

[Redstone]

31. Now, that's sensible. But tell me, would you hold it against me if I did

"hold a pinky aloft?" I can't help it, because when it was broken I set it myself and splinted it with a pencil and some black electrical tape. I didn't do too good a job, so it kind of sticks out on its own.

You wouldn't consider me a fop if you saw that, would you?

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

41. Redstone, a fop? I b'lieve you just made my head explode.

:yourock:

[Redstone]

51. Hey, are you going to visit my foppish self up in New Hampshire?

I may still need an artist / business partner after the move. Maybe even moreso than here.

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

64. "mmmm" *puffs ciggie* YES!

Would love to partake in such activity. PS- This is a rather strange thread, right? It's great, it's really unusual!

:D

[MissMillie]

69. ya know...

I haven't smoked in 8.5 years, but today as I pulled out of the parking lot at work, I reached for a cigarette. Mind you, there wasn't one there because I haven't smoked in 8.5 years, but I had to laugh... amazing how habits always find their way back to you.

[Sugar Smack]

71. AW! Thank you for not giving me a lecture! *drunken hug to sister*

You are so sweet! :pals:

[MissMillie]

83. that wasn't supposed to be a lecture

I'm sorry.

[Redstone]

74. It's a good one. And hey, you can still smoke in the bars in NH!

Redstone

[Sugar Smack]

76. YAY! *leaps about*

Will do! :D

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

82. That's the best argument for NH I've ever seen.

I'm not looking forward to this smoking ban in the winter.

[Roon]

30. I am drinking cheap beer

Teuila makes some people mean, but it makes me very happy and outgoing. I love all people when I am drinking tequila..lol

[MissMillie]

33. all is right w/ the world when I drink tequila

Well, not the White House... but I think you get my drift.

Life's too short to drink cheap beer, or so my sister says.

[Roon]

65. Yeah

It's a totally different drunk all together.

[MissMillie]

68. Whenever anyone adds the "all together" tag

I think of the movie Airplane

so I say "It's a totally different drunk."

:silly:

[Roon]

80. Oh yeah

I love airplane. My rightwing mother and i quote that movie all the time.

[Broken_Hero]

75. nope

I dislike tequila, so drink up as much as you want...:) :hi:

[RiffRandell]

77. I'm jealous!

Just wine (alas 2 bottles) here.

[Redstone]

79. Ladies, ladies, you wonderful, beautiful creations of nature, you

denizens of the earth who make life worth living for me (and very interesting for Mrs R as well, if you know what I mean and I bet you do); I gotta go.

Would that you could have all been here tonight. It'd have been fun. Not that this threade wasn't fun, but you know...

Goodnight, bons femmes; and thanks you for an enjoyable thread, one in which I felt better than I have in a while.

You all are peaches. But you knew that.

...And Sugar? I wasn't kidding.

Redstone