Buy an INFLATABLE CHURCH on eBay! New Heights of Tackiness!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2547970870

For a mere $41,500.00, you too can own an inflatable Church!

Inflatable Church brings whole new meaning to mobile weddings

Get yours TODAY!

The world's one and only inflatable church is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. This fantastic air filled building is 47ft long by 25ft wide & 47ft high. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built by three people in three hours and disassembled in less than two.

Why not surprise your partner by renewing your vows if you're already married. Get engaged in the day and have your reception in the evening. Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it's up to you. No problem with "high heels" our church has a hard floor. But please NO SMOKING !!

This structure holds 60 people sitting and 70 people standing.

Delivery takes approximately 6-8 weeks.

Included:

Completed structure in two sections
Interior fittings
All ancillary equipment, including blowers, tie downs, etc
Six months factory warranty

Not Included:

Any Import or Sales Taxes appropriate to customers location - shipped from the factory in Belgium.
Shipping costs
Shipping boxes for ancillary equipment

Pastors:

The inflatable church makes an excellent temporary chapel to use while your building is under renovation or in the process of being built.
Great addition to revivals and perfect for baptisms.
An outstanding way to bring your church to your congregation.

Entrepreneurs:

The inflatable church is excellent rental property.
The entire structure can be put together in three hours with three people and torn down in two.
Daily rental for an eight hour period is $3,300. This building pays for itself in 10 rentals.

[Fox Mulder]

1. No fucking way!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

4. Way!

Although I imagine that renting that thing out could pay for itself pretty fast down in fundie areas. It wouldn't fly around me though.

[LadyoftheRabbits]

2. I cannot stop laughing...

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

3. I want one!

And I want to set it up in the Wal-Mart parking lot. That's where everyone is on Sunday morning, anyways. :P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. I wouldn't know. I don't go into Walmart parking lots.

:P

[Monk06]

6. $41,500.00 for a freaking balloon? The tackiest double wide on earth

is like $8,000 to $20,000 with plumbing and power.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

8. But this is a place of worship!

Take your church straight to your congregation!

[Monk06]

10. Yeah a place to worship $41,500 dollars of your borrowed money on

an overpriced vertical air mattress. In 1980
I bought a 2 bedroom house on a 55 X 135 ft
lot.

Unless you can start a river rafting business
and charge born agin'ers $3000 for a one time
only rapture rafting, end time, sacred Whitewater
experience, (with legal waiver of course), I say
this toy is a tad overpriced.

On edit I think I just gave away a valuable business
plan. With my luck Benni Hinn is reading this and
I just put another couple of mil into his Porn-prophet
pocket.

*sigh*

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. I bet there would still be a market for these things in the Bible Belt.

In NJ, even a fundy church wouldn't be seen with one of these. However, fundies are few and far between here.

[Monk06]

14. Read my edit above haruka3_2000. I think this is a perfect business..

One time only Rapture Ready Whitewater Tours'
If shooting the rapids while praying for the
end times in our customized rapture whitewater
chapel doesn't lift you up, we'll personally
put a cap in your ass at the end of the run.

Hallelujah Guaranteed

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. I'd have to relocate.

The Rapture Ready Market is very small. Although, I could just go a couple hours into PA and I'm sure I could find the right market.

[Monk06]

22. Damn I thought you were a shoe in for Director of Corporate Development...

another opportunity for a $Billion IPO lost.

We could have been good together haruka3_2000.

We could have owned the street.

Together we could have taken out the Carlyle
group and fired HW Bush, Colon Powell, Brian
Mulroney. Daniel Perle and a host of others.

All because you lack vision.

While the market is small the Rapture Brand
is hot and relatively untapped.

Jimmy and Tammi Faye failed because of poor management
and the Christian Swinger market was already saturated.

The Rapture vacation market is wide open. I see motel
chains. Rapture amusement parks. Rapture insurance.
Not to mention new and innovative Rapture Futures
Contracts.

It saddens me that you are sceptically. The world could
have been our oyster.

[ScreamingMeemie]

38. FWIW, my mom's home ( a "tacky" doublewide) was $82,000

:shrug:

[Omphaloskepsis]

7. I don't think I will be around much during the next few weeks.....

My work on the inflatable divorce court starts in the morning. I expect 20,750.00 after the sale. I will take all local members to IHOP with the proceeds.

edit -- Olive Garden works too..

[Heidi]

9. .

Good vibes to you, Omphaloskepsis. Hurry back. :pals:

[Omphaloskepsis]

12. I was just joking....

I'm far too lazy for a project like that.. Hey, Big Brother is on. Later.

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. I've purchased inflatable stuff on eBay

but that's just...









:dilemma:









Never mind. :blush:

[zanne]

43. LOL!

You're just not the marrying-in-an-inflatable-church kind!

[texanwitch]

15. Well, I would buy one if I had the money.

As a Reverend in the Universal Life Church I would have a church to go.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

17. Yeah, I'm a ULC Reverend too.

I never did anything with it though. Just became a reverend on the internet simply because I could.

[texanwitch]

18. That's great.

You are almost legal.

If you really wanted to do something you need to get an ID from the Church and to get on the membership list.

I have married over 100 couples, in October I have several couples to marry.

Witches like to get married in October.


The ID is really cheap about $5.

[texanwitch]

19. I like this.

Inflatable Church brings whole new meaning to mobile weddings

Get yours TODAY!

The world's one and only inflatable church is here to allow couples to get married wherever their hearts desire. This fantastic air filled building is 47ft long by 25ft wide & 47ft high. The attention to detail is heavenly complete with plastic "stained glass" windows and airbrush artwork which replicates the traditional church. Inside it has an inflatable organ, altar, pulpit, pews, candles and a gold cross. Even the doors are flanked by air-filled angels. The church can be built by three people in three hours and disassembled in less than two.


Why not surprise your partner by renewing your vows if you're already married. Get engaged in the day and have your reception in the evening. Now we can bring the church to the bride rather than the other way around. It can be set up anywhere, from your garden to Malibu beach, it's up to you. No problem with "high heels" our church has a hard floor. But please NO SMOKING !!

This structure holds 60 people sitting and 70 people standing.

Delivery takes approximately 6-8 weeks.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

21. "from your garden to Malibu beach..."

Yep, those celebrities in Malibu are just tripping over each other to reserve the inflatable church for their Hollywood wedding.

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

23. Just remember, no smoking or high heel shoes.

:rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

20. oh great....nt

[NMMNG]

24. Um

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. Honestly, I think my other thread about the Terrorist proof bunker is

scarier. But yeah, my findings tonight definitely proved that you could buy anything on eBay.

[NMMNG]

27. If you can buy half-eaten toast

You can buy anything.


They even had someone selling a cat turd that allegedly looked like the Virgin Mary until the E-bay censors caught on and removed it. :puke:


There was also some woman selling her journals of "God's communications" with her in exchange for a minimum of 10K. She guaranteed the contents would give the owner the key to joy and everlasting peace, blah blah blah. :crazy:

[texanwitch]

25. This could make a nice house if you didn't have one.

Really, just find a vacant peace of land and set it up, only takes two or 3 hours.

:rofl:

[Heidi]

28. I'd rather have one of these:

a midway bounce-house!

:hi: gf! :hug:

[texanwitch]

29. Hello Heidi

:loveya: :hug: :pals:

Happy first of September.


I will be showing the great movie Picnic on Monday in the backyard, in respect for Labor Day.

[Heidi]

30. You're _the best_, texanwitch.

Wish I could be there with you for the Labor Day backyard drive-in/sit-in. :hug: :loveya:

[texanwitch]

31. My friend as a new flat screen TV I think about 32 ", that is big enough.

The crowd loved the movie last year so I thought I would repeat it.

William Holden without a shirt, yes that worth looking at.

Just add beer, Dr.Pepper, and some popcorn, that's a good way to end the day.

[Heidi]

32. w00t!

[texanwitch]

34. The great thing about this movie is that takes place on one day.

When I was little I thought the movie was made in my neighborhood because it looked just like it.

We had a train track in the back yard.

[Heidi]

35. When I was in college,

one of my best guy friends lived in a trailer park, and on weekends we'd show homemade "art films" movies of the side of his neighbor's trailer. :rofl:

[texanwitch]

37. There is nothing like watching a movie outside in the fall.

I try to have a movie night twice a month, yes I like outdoor movies.

I bet your homemade "art films" were interesting.

[Robeson]

33. I'm starting to feel the faith....

...time to get a license to marry people and get one of those. Why should "religious" con artist be the only people who rip others off?

[texanwitch]

36. Amen

I would love to have one but I don't have $41,000, now if it was cheaper.....

It would make a great second home.

[Burma Jones]

39. So, how many kids can bounce in there at once?

and "each bounce brings us closer to God"

[JVS]

40. Are you quoting the original "Bedazzled"?

[Burma Jones]

41. No, Rod and Todd Flanders

[JVS]

42. Oh, well here's a clip from the movie. Too bad they don't have the...

part where he's turned into a nun belonging to an order based on some nun jumping into heaven. They jump on trampolines then

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8L1w7wuA1w

[LynneSin]

44. We could use that for some great DU parties

We just need someone with a plot of land, a few porta-potties, a couple of kegs, a few bottles of Herradura, one bottle of Febreze and Betty Ellen's brownies and we could have a rocking good party!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

46. That actually sounds like a good plan.

Just make sure that when you're spraying Will Pitt with the Febreze, none of it gets on me, even if we're both smoking. I'm allergic.

[rug]

45. You can float up in it during the Rapture.

[KamaAina]

47. Do not overinflate...

"Behold! He is risen! Um... they're all risen..." :evilgrin: