Any advice on hooking up with a female cop?

[HEyHEY]

snicker snicker :-)

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. Tell her you like a woman who's in control

[HEyHEY]

2. What just outta nowhere?

;-) lol

[HEyHEY]

3. how about....

Next time I go to the police breifing I suggest we de-brief each other.... now THAT was Letterman inspired!

[BiggJawn]

4. Where'd you find one that likes boys?

Pretty rare around here.

[HEyHEY]

6. maybe it's just Canada

But there are some fine looking straight women cops up here.

[JohnKleeb]

5. Dude I am the last guy you should ask for advice on this

but just be yourself, get to know her, her interests etc, and try to be her friend, then dude you move in for the kill err I mean date.

[HEyHEY]

7. not so simple

I have a feeling girl cops keep to themselves. I've never met on eout of uniform.

[JohnKleeb]

8. Well

:shrug: hell if I know man, as I said this is the last guy after that priest over there --> and I bet even he knows more about girls than me, this is the last person that should give you advice on girls. Talk to her, maybe get her phone number or something, ask her if she wants to like have whatever it is people do these days.

[HEyHEY]

12. I know!

"Hey good luck finding another guy who speaks French in this town"

THAT'S THE LINE!

[JohnKleeb]

13. dude I dont know

Like who is this cop girl? Have you like seen her on patrol or something, what. You moved recently am I right.

[HEyHEY]

19. yeah met her tonight

At a little do I had to take pics at, she was very friendly and seemed cool. I imagine she doesn't get many dates around here...being a female cop in a town of rednecks and all. ANd being from Qubec.

[JohnKleeb]

21. So she speaks French

hmmm, I don't know dude what you should do, maybe impress her with French :D I dont know. Funny I am giving dating advice, bizzaro world no, I will introduce you to my girlfriend tommorow ;) if we have met by then lol.

[HEyHEY]

22. Well she is French Canadian

Yeah I spoke some French with her earlier...may be my best weapon, Quebec girls love the English Accent.

[JohnKleeb]

24. Oh really you say

Well be yourself of course, show a sense of humor. Do you see the irony like I do? Anyways, kinda funny.

[HEyHEY]

25. which Irony?

In general ya...I am an Ironic loving bastard...

[JohnKleeb]

26. Irony by definition is the unexpected

I am giving you an advice about a girl you wanna hook up with and I know nothing :) of what to do. Seriously tell a joke or something but dont be a jackass. On an unrelated note :evilgrin: is she cute?

[HEyHEY]

28. There has never been a French Canadian girl that isn't cute

Unless they were gorgeuos

[JohnKleeb]

29. What do I know dude

:shrug: cool didnt know that tid

[WoodrowFan]

36. am married to one

my wife is half-French Canadian so I agree. BABES! all of them!!! *S*

[imax2268]

just ask her out...

plain and simple...just do it...!

[HEyHEY]

15. yeah I gotta figure out if I'm ethically allowed to do so.

Then I'll ask her out and it'll be more exciting because it's forbidden!

[elperromagico]

32. Yeah.

[mitchum]

9. I saw this movie once...

[DieboldMustDie]

10. Do you like being handcuffed?

:evilgrin:

[ClintonTyree]

11. I used to date one............

she was crazier than a shit house rat. It didn't last long, she was into this kinky handcuff crap which didn't really do much for me. Not that I'm a control freak, but being handcuffed the entire time sets certain limitations on the process and I'm a person who likes to be a very active participant in the act of lovemaking.

[HEyHEY]

14. How'd it happen?

I just have no idea how to ask out a female cop without it seeming......illegal or something. I mean you can't ask out a uniformed cop can you?

[ClintonTyree]

30. Dude...........

she's a female first, they have the same needs as any other woman. Their chosen profession shouldn't make any difference. She's not from a different planet.
Try meeting her in a situation where the uniform is off (you know what I mean). When she's dressed in civies, she's just another woman.
But watch out for those 'cuffs. It is a power thing for a woman I think, being a cop I mean. In my experience it does translate to the bedroom.

[hedda_foil]

16. Act like she's actually a woman.

Just ask her out. Female cops are actually female. If she's straight and single she's apt to say yes.

[HEyHEY]

17. Act like she's a female....that's so crazy it just might work!

:-)

[Kenneth ken]

18. well

this one time...at band camp...:D

actually, I've no clever idea. I do think the "act like she's a female" thing has some merit, though.

[Insider]

20. sigh

make sure you she knows you care about her as a person, not just because of her job (...or uniform)

i still have hopes of getting her back... sniff

[HEyHEY]

23. Hey that is good advice

I'm sure I would have figured it out sooner or later, but making sure she knows I like HER...good plan.

[Insider]

27. well

i guess you meant hookup, like first shot. i guess i was thinking how to keep her, since i lost her.

the ones i know just want to be liked for who they are, not because they are cops. so i guess advice would be to play it cool, boy. "oh you're a cop? hmmm, i didn't know. anyway..."

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

31. well now you're making me cry

sorry, insider *sniff* Sucks at the holidays, don't it?

[Dogmudgeon]

33. Heed my sage advice, Grasshopper

Copesses (the preferred slang term around here) spend so much time being authoritarian and wielding the Power of the Law, that the more sexually dominant you are with her, the more she'll probably like it. (Up to a safe, sane, and consensual point, that is.)

And make no mistake: When I say "sexually dominant" I'm not talking about kinky sex, I'm talking about your romantic demeanor.

Here's the obligatory part: Don't be rude, or pushy, or arrogant, and fer cryin' out loud, don't hit her. Unless she's into a specific behavior and politely requests it. But that usually requires a Relationship and a level of familiarity and intimacy to be established before hand. That will take a minimum of five dates, or three dates and a total of 500 ml of a really good-quality liquor.

And the BIG obligatory part: Not every copess will respond to the affectionate directives of a commanding and virile man! Be sure to be attentive to her needs and personality, and use good sense. Not that it's easy in the dating modality.

The same advice applies to the valiant women of the Armed Forces, too.

Oh, you say she's Quebecois(e)? You lucky, lucky bahstid. Maybe you should open up with the complaint that your French has grown rusty through disuse. And then, "Howza 'bout dinner, ma petite fille-gendarme? Voulez-vous vouvoyer avec moi ce soir?"

Once she's slipping into cataplexy from all the laughing, feel free to plant as many post-hypnotic suggestions as you want.

Bon(ne) chance, mon veille!

--bkl
Et correctez-vous mon Frawnch, SVP.

[jimbo fett]

34. Shoot the president. Chicks dig that. - John Hinckley.

[Atman]

37. Red flags and bells going off at FBI headquarters!

Notice any black vans slowly cruising by your house?

Some things are just kinda crazy to type into a democratic message board!

[WoodrowFan]

35. padded handcuffs make a nice gift. (NT)

[Padraig18]

38. One word: "Handcuffs"

Enjoy! :evilgrin:

[BigMcLargehuge]

39. keep your hands where she can see them

and know your rights

[bamademo]

40. Show her your nightstick

Those always impress me. <snicker> :evilgrin:

[GOPisEvil]

41. Find out when she's on duty, then go break some laws.

Nothing major - maybe a traffic violation or something. :P

A French-Canadian cop? Man...you might have to send out for food.

[underpants]

42. But first take off your shirt

I've seen in on the TeeeeVeeeee