Who's gonna get me this??? There's only 114 days left until Christmas!!!

[Whoa_Nelly]

http://www.sharperimage.com/us/en/catalog/product/sku__HW566BLK



This is just some of what it does!!!


*Eight preprogrammed sessions enhance your health and well-being: Full Body Sore Muscle Relief; Sports & Back Therapy; Leg-Foot-Hip Therapy; Neck-Shoulders Relief; After-Work Stretch; Morning Wake-Up and Nighttime Soothing.

*Programs are accompanied by the Acupoint Detection System to ensure an accurate, personally targeted massage.

*Footrest automatically rotates to reveal the foot and calf massager. Integrated wave vibration circulates blood to your heart, while acupoints under your soles will help soothe and rejuvenate tired feet and legs.

[RevCheesehead]

1. My tastes are somewhat simpler.

I want that blow-up/inflatable church. :D

[lizziegrace]

3. We could combine our gifts

I want an inflatable hot tub. :)

It'd be the blow-up church with a recreation center out back. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

4. oh yeah, that's awesome!!

And you know who can bring the Hershey's. :rofl:

[crim son]

8. He's never gonna live that down, is he?

Poor man, lol.

[RevCheesehead]

13. Oh, he needs no pity.

Believe me, he's eating up every, ahem, word. :evilgrin:

[crim son]

17. AHEM!

You're right, of course!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. You rang? LOL.........

:evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

14. oooh! Inflatable stud, too!

:rofl:

Hiya Peggy! How the hell have you been? :hug:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

19. My dear Rev!

I was wondering when/if anyone would notice my pic!

I've been well, thanks......

:hi:

Nice to see you tonight! :hug:

[ContraBass Black]

20. That's twice you've given me a jaw-drop tonight.

:o





:D

[RevCheesehead]

21. I'm in snark recovery mode.

It's been a hell of a year for me.
Now, it's time to have a little bit o'fun. :evilgrin:

[Whoa_Nelly]

5. Speaking of inflatables...

War would be a lot more simple and less costly if nations, insurgents and terrorists alike would just use these inflatables from China



We professionally research and develop inflatable simulation equipment
used for land warfare, aerial warfare, naval warfare and missile army.
The equipment is formed through inflation of radio transmission fabric
and its composite materials. The components adopt electronic plastotype
made by high elasticity materials.
http://shape.en.alibaba.com/product/50043928/50027095/Inflatable_products/Dummy_Military.html

[RevCheesehead]

6. Yeah, and they can launch inflatable missiles....

And here's the Army we'll send:





Whoops - time for Keith! :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

7. ROFLMAO

bet those are made in China, too :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

12. or N Korea.

It's the real TypeO'Dong. :evilgrin:

[buddhamama]

2. i've made my request

to ZombyWoof, if anyone would like to contribute, please contact Zomby, Mrs.G can be contacted in Zomby is unavailable.

[NewJeffCT]

10. I know somebody with that chair

I think their chair was white, though. It was great - I fell asleep in it.

[Whoa_Nelly]

11. ...and what do you want for Christmas, little boy?

~%~ HO HO HO! ~%~

[NewJeffCT]

15. I'm simple

A new job for my wife that is satisfying for her.

[Whoa_Nelly]

16. That is so sweet! I'll have Santa get right on it for you!

...and for bein' so sweet, Santa wants you to have a Norelco :loveya:

[Ptah]

18. I hope that isn't all you want.

:blush:

[Whoa_Nelly]

22. You are ever the sweet one, Ptah