God Gets Canned...Out-Sourced to Another Universe. Bitter Departure

[autorank]

If HE can hit the bricks, it can happen to all of us!

[bridgit]

1. pft...

:spray:

[autorank]

2. You look like you're ready to sit in the chair...

...how quickly you angels forget!

[bridgit]

5. perish the thought...

as if :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. I heard he was traded to the Phillies

for a deity to be named later. :shrug:

[autorank]

4. rofl

Couldl that be "the burning Bush?"

[Richard Steele]

8. Even that wouldn't suffice to get them to the Series.

:hide:

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Not with that arm, no

Dude needs Dr. Jobe to get back his slider.

[crim son]

6. I heard he resigned.

Got a better offer... people who'd love Him.

[autorank]

7. His mind and body grew weary of all that "smiting" he had in store.

I mean you can only smite so much before you get really tired. Thankless job. And "praise bes" once a week just didn't cut it. He got tired of "Waiting for Godot" to show up. So mean reasons,
so little time. The retirement party is going to be a real .... kicker, I hear. Sort of a cross between Altamont and Studio 54...be there;)

[crim son]

11. I wish I could,

but I'll be worshipping at Satan's altar.

Even that joke hurts. I don't believe in God, but I do. Thanks, repukes, for stealing my god!

[Robeson]

10. The Vikings could use a good middle linebacker...

...wonder what his football skills are?...:shrug:

[autorank]

12. Size - enormous; Speed - lightening; but viewed as "difficult"

I'd go with him, take a page out of the Raiders book. Just hire Goerge Atkinson, still with the Raiders, and he'll come in and straghten him out (just like he did for Madden). I think it's a good shot. Pure free agent now, no trade, no gimme's, God He loves game day:)