How we will break the culture of rule breaking and incivility on DU:

[Paragon]

1. You do not talk about DU.
2. You DO NOT talk about DU.
3. Someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
4. Only two DUers to a fight.
5. One fight at a time, DUers.
6. No shirt, no shoes.
7. Fights will go on as long as they have to.
8. If this is your first night at DU, you have to fight.

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. LOL I'm gonna hurry up and post on this before it gets

you know whatted :evilgrin:

[Susang]

3. Me too!

I haven't posted in a "you know whatted" thread in a long time! :evilgrin:

[Paragon]

8. kick

neener neener :D

[neuvocat]

2. But seeing as how you started talking about DU

doesn't that mean you just broke the rules?

:evilgrin:

[45th Med]

4. Relinquishing Junk.

Relinquishing junk. Stage One: preparation. For this you will need: one room which you will not leave; one mattress; tomato soup, ten tins of; mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold; ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of; Magnesia, Milk of, one bottle; paracetamol; mouth wash; vitamins; mineral water; Lucozade; pornography; one bucket for urine, one for feces, and one for vomitus; one television; and one bottle of Valium, which I have already procured, from my mother, who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way, also a drug addict.

[smallprint]

5. Rule #9:

You do NOT talk about NOT talking about DU!!!

Don't even think about NOT talking about it!!

Don't even think!!!

Don't even!!!

Just don't!!!!




Never mind.

:evilgrin:

[eileen_d]

6. Rule #10: You do not talk 'bout Willis

[Blue-Jay]

14. Yay!

[VOX]

7. You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers!

Do you maggots understand that?

[LOL]

9. Terrorists...

...do not play by the rules.

[Paragon]

11. Kinda like Republicans

:D

[LOL]

13. Yes indeed...

...many here are.

[UrbScotty]

10. Oh, shut up, shut up, just shut up.

"You've had your 35 minutes, so shut up!"

[terrya]

12. Will Brad Pitt and/or Edward Norton become members of DU? :-) eom

[Swede]

15. I posted about a book for god's sake. In the Lounge!

And this asshole jumped on me. I was so pissed off,I didn't come back to DU for a week.

[CanuckAmok]

16. YOU ARE NOT A BEAUTIFUL AND UNIQUE SNOWFLAKE!

We are the all singing, all dancing crap of the world...