I ate my neighbors

[leeroysphitz]

Em em em...

[NMMNG]

1. 1. Were they tasty?

2. Is your avatar a condom with arms? :rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

3. Yes my avatar is an empty dancing condom with arms.

:blush:

[NMMNG]

6. Too funny

You want a dancing penis to go with it?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. If I wasn't so lazy, I'd totally scan the picture of the guy...

dressed up as a giant penis selling penis popsicles at NYC pride a few years ago.

[NMMNG]

8. That must have been interesting

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. A girl in my HS class passed out while dressed as a giant penis.

She had to get wheeled through the school in a penis costume.

[NMMNG]

13. The school allowed that?

You must have gone to a very interesting HS.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Yeah, it was a public school, but pretty liberal.

Anyway, I wasn't in the class but apparently she dressed up like a penis to give a presentation in her sex ed class on penises. So she overheated or something in her penis head mask and passed out. I first heard of it a few minutes after it happened when my G&T mentor came into the library and said, "You won't believe what I just saw, but Marie ******* just got wheeled down to the nurses office for passing out while dressed as a penis."

It's a pretty popular "ah, remember when..." story now.

[NMMNG]

15. I can imagine

I'd certainly remember if I'd been sitting in class and saw a giant penis go by on a gurney. :rofl:

[leeroysphitz]

12. Thanks but I've already got one that I wish would just

settle the hell down already. :)

[reyd reid reed]

2. You might wanna check but that might be

a violation of your neighborhood whatchamacallits...damn. Can't think of the word...starts with a 'c'...damn, it's right here and I can't get it.

Neighborhood....COVENANTS. That's it. Neighboorhood covenants.

At the very least, the neighborhood watch people might get a little upset.

Unless, of course you share.








and I want you to notice I resisted the urge to ask if their husbands minded :P )

[Deja Q]

4. How long did you bake them for?

Mmmm, baked cookies... :9

[Ediacara]

5. You must liove in my building

A few days ago there was this horrible smell in the hallway. I thought it was rotten cabbage, broccoli, and baby diapirs. The boyfriend thought it was bodies. I guess he was right...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

11. Off topic...

Do you know of any good dino dig sites near Tulsa, OK, that allow visitors?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Oh man!

Your cholesterol is going to be SO fucked up!

[petronius]

16. Donner, party of 4, your table is ready...