I'm not gonna take any guff.

[elperromagico]

End of story.

[KissMyAsscroft]

1. Would you like some guff?

It's fresh!

[elperromagico]

2. I repeat: I'm not gonna take any guff. And I don't want any sass either.

[KissMyAsscroft]

4. Im offering sass....half price

Ive heard its an excellent addition to any guff...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Nor this guy, apparently

U. Utah Phillips. A certified American character.

[trof]

5. Well, there's some guff missing,

and I'm afraid all of the evidence points to e.p.m.
I'm going to close my eyes for 5 minutes and I want whoever took the guff to put it on my desk and then we'll just forget about the whole thing.
;-)

[areschild]

6. There's been a rash of guff stealing

and I can assure you that we will get to the bottom of this. After seeing countless hours of Murder, She Wrote, I feel that I am more than qualified to handle this case. We're also on the lookout for stolen Sass. You are all suspects. Except elp, who said he wouldn't take any guff, and I believe him.

[Insider]

7. LOL

first laugh on saturday. got it: no guff.

[JVS]

8. You wish

You'll take my guff and you'll like it! :-)

[XNASA]

9. "Me neither. I'm already stuffed."

"If I have another bite of guff, I'm gonna explode."

[GOPisEvil]

10. It's wafer thin...

:7

[Archae]

11. I don't have any guffs.

I wear short sleeves. :-)

[Padraig18]

12. OK, who ordered the guff?

:P