What happened to flvegan and his 14-inch biceps and his cute little dog?

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[Guava Jelly]

1. I would bet at least 16" arms

Dudes got some guns.

[LeftyMom]

2. Little dog? His dog outweighs me

Oh, you mean the cute little rescue puppy, don't you? I :loveya: that picture

He's around. Just busy.

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3. The smaller dog with the shy eyes looking at the camera.

[LeftyMom]

4. Oh, that dog has a permanent family now.

I think he's in home improvement hell again today, but I PMd him to let him know you were asking after him.

[flvegan]

5. Howdy!

I'm around. Been a tough weekend. As LeftyMom stated, I'm in home improvement hell.

Oh, and she's got a GREAT home...and these here, they're 18s.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. You've gotta set things straight.

You don't want anyone thinking you've got some wimpy 14" biceps.

;)

[flvegan]

7. 14 isn't wimpy, but...

when you work THIS hard...it's the only time 4 inches REALLY matters to a guy. I really only care as 18s on a vegan...crazy. I like making folks swallow hard the myths and stereotypes that come with it. Otherwise, I'm 96 calories of Ego-Light.

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8. Oops. I was sure something on you measured 14 inches.

[flvegan]

11. My right forearm, yes.

But only when fully engorged with blood from exertion.

[LeftyMom]

24. So the right measures differently than the left

Is it getting extra work or something? How could that be? O8)

[flvegan]

27. Well, I'm right-handed, so naturally

my dominant working side would be larger than my non dominant working side.

That, and if you'd stop sending me those pics/vids...

[LeftyMom]

29. Nope.

Sorry, I don't give a damn if you get so far out of balance you lean to the right five degrees. I will send you obscenities and you will just have to deal with it. :)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

31. I wish there was a way to nominate this for "Post of the Day."

:rofl:

[flvegan]

33. Only if there were pics with it.

We need a :naughty: smilie.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

35. Well, yeah that would have made the post better...

I always just use this :evilgrin: as a "naughty" smilie. Anyway, I should behave with the sex threads for now, since I got my mod spanking for sex threads and personal attacks.

[flvegan]

39. Just one?

You PROBABLY deserve more than one spanking, yes? I mean, c'mon...let's be honest (at least on the "sex" stuff...haven't seen any personal attacks from you).

It's almost shameful that Mod warnings don't garner "Bad Boy/Girl" status here. Shit...I'd bill with the Gods (not really proud of it...I deserved them).

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. Oh on the sex threads definitely.

The personal attacks I prefer to refer to as "personal self-defense." As the poster they were mostly against spent the day stalking me through DU even in threads that had nothing to do with your original thread.

[flvegan]

44. Been there.

I did the Ignore thing for a while. Now, I just don't give a shit what he/she/they say(s).

"Self-defense" is, sadly, perception by and large, coming from a third party.

[LeftyMom]

36. My camera batteries are dead. Just get old ones if you must.

horndog. :eyes:

[LeftyMom]

9. You are positively wasting away.

Have you considered treatment for your eating disorder? :P

[flvegan]

12. I should ask around.

Maybe in GD?

[LeftyMom]

16. Can I take all the usual suspects off ignore first?

Earth Balance or Nutritional Yeast? :popcorn:

[flvegan]

18. Mmmm...both, please.

[LeftyMom]

23. Okay.

I think I'll make kettle corn for me. :9

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. It needs a little bit more nutritional yeast.

:popcorn:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

13. Are you trying to kill women by promoting anorexia?

:rofl:

[LeftyMom]

15. I think they should all suffer as I do

All 5'2" and 130 lbs of me. I need a sandwich. ;)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. I still bitter that Balance burgers were discontinued.

They made the best tempeh reubens especially with some raw cultured sauerkraut.

[LeftyMom]

22. I'm more of a hummus girl myself.

LeftyKid usually likes those vegan "chicken" patties. He'd live on those things and baked potatoes if I let him. I guess that's why he's another scrawny vegan- I checked again and he's almost 4' tall now.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. Woah, isn't he only five?

That's huge.

[LeftyMom]

30. He's enormous.

The funny thing is, his Dad's only 5'5" and somehow we wound up with this huge blonde kid who looks nothing like us. :shrug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Everyone in my family is tall and I'm 5'1"

Hell, my first cousin is 6'2" and when we go out, nobody believes she's my cousin.

[LeftyMom]

34. It's more the blondeness and freckles and such that seems strange to me

I mean, I'm Hungarian and Italian. I have dark hair and that kinda pear shaped eastern european peasant-stock frame. My kid should not look like the result of some wierd nazi breeding program. Really makes me wonder what's lurking in his father's genetics (he's adopted so I have no clue.)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. "like the result of some weird nazi breeding program"

:rofl:

Yeah, other than the height thing, I pretty much look like my family (at least on my dad's side). Same facial structure, light eyes, very dark hair.

[LeftyMom]

38. He looks a bit like my sister

He acts a bit like her too, in terms of her energy level and athleticism. Oh, and as people on DU have noticed before, he looks more like a certain other vegan than like me.

[flvegan]

40. MAHNY's love child!!! I KNEW it!!

[LeftyMom]

42. Yep, this is the spitting image of MAHNY

:rofl:

[flvegan]

43. Hmmmm...

*checks calendar to see where he was 4 some-odd years ago*

[LeftyMom]

45. It'd be a little over 6

If the answer was "Getting horiontal with some 19 year old in California" you'd remember it. Trust me. ;)

[Guava Jelly]

10. I believe that the 18's

hell mine are 15.5 and your arms are freak en hugh!
And you seem like a really cool dude who cares about animals..And thats really admirable.

[ForrestGump]

14. You and your half-upmanship

:P

I just measured mine and it looks like they're 15".

I feel so delicate, now.

[Guava Jelly]

21. Hey but i actually hit the gym twice a week.

:)
They were at least 1.5 inches smaller a year ago.
And I wieghed more.
I wouldn't feel delicate at all
:)
18" arms are freaken big.
I work with a bigoted dude who's arms I thought were big..I saw him measure them..they were under 17"
Flvegans a freaken mutant
And I mean that in a good way (so i don't get crushed by his pythons)
:)

[flvegan]

26. I need your secret!

1.5 inches on 2xweek in one year? GoPsUx is on 'roids.

I'm kidding! Congrats on your gains, that's very impressive.

I love being bigger than bigoted assholes, too. Makes it all worthwhile (genetics are a gift).

[flvegan]

17. Psst...inside

Don't tell...the right one, on arm day is actually almost 19" but the left one is only 18.5" on arm day. I try to bring them both together, treating them as equals.

Admirable, is using those 15.5s to learn guitar (on a Fender, no less). That's pretty damn cool!

[Guava Jelly]

28. Why thank you!

I figure in a few more years exercising and practicing the guitar.
I should be about where i want to be.
The third member of Tenacious D with 16-18" guns.
Covered in hot babes who like me for all the wrong reasons :evilgrin: