My uterus hurts. How ya' doin?

[LaraMN]

For the sake of further randomness, here's some suet and a guy with a giant, grotesque growth of kohlrabi:

[billyskank]

1. Lara!!!!!

:loveya: :bounce: :hi: I hope you don't really hurt. :hug:

[LaraMN]

2. Billy!

I just have the 'ole cramps. No big deal. How are YOU doing?:D

[billyskank]

4. Oh I'm sorry

:hug: I'm ok thanks sweetie. A bit lonely earlier - nobody was talking to me most of the day.

[miss_american_pie]

3. Lara!

Today's a good day. Midol? :hi:

[LaraMN]

11. You betcha!

How you been, Pie?

[Critters2]

5. For some reason, I now have the Llama Song in my head

Thanks a heap!

[LaraMN]

12. What's the llama song?

Dare I ask...

[Critters2]

23. You asked for it...

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

[CaliforniaPeggy]

6. My dear Lara.......

I'm sorry you have cramps, sweetie.....

Here's hoping they're soon gone...........:hug:

[LaraMN]

13. Thanks, Peggy!

:*

[skygazer]

7. Hmmm.... Well, my uterus is about the only thing that doesn't hurt

I think I'm coming down with the flu and if I had a uterus, it would probably feel crappy like the rest of me.

Besides that, though, I'm okay.... :hi:

(Don't miss the cramps at all, either. Or anything else that goes along with the darn thing)

[LaraMN]

16. The flu, huh? Ish.

My husband's just getting over a really bad bout of bronchitis. We've had a rather sickly summer on our end; first one I can remember, in a long time.

[datasuspect]

8. let's hear it for uteruses, suet, and kohlrabi!!!!

my kind of post!

i like the cut of your jib!

[LaraMN]

17. Hear, hear!

Or is it "here, here!"

I'm ahshamed to admit I'm not 100% certain.

[urbanasaurus]

9. That has to sting!

I hope he has insurance.

[LaraMN]

20. Kohlrabi stings?

:o

[petronius]

10. Well, I've got to pee pretty badly...

But now I'm afraid to leave the computer 'cause I don't want to miss further updates about your uterus...

Now here's a dilemma: which smiley is appropriate to end a post about a total stranger's uterus?

:) the basic smiley?
x( maybe this one?
:9 this one is definitely not it...
:eyes: this could be misinterpreted
:silly: I guess we go with the good-old all-purpose "silly"...

[LaraMN]

21. It requires its own smiley,

which has amazingly yet to be included in the DU emoticon list! For shame!

[Blue-Jay]

14. My uterus feels GREAT!

[LaraMN]

22. Bitch.

:mad:
:*

[Taverner]

15. Wot??? No Kudzu????

Hope you feel better Lara

[Blue-Jay]

19. I have kudzu in MY UTERUS!

:cry:

[derby378]

24. Is your uterus bullish? Is it going places?

On second thought, you might not want to answer that - better consult Oscar on this one.

[JVS]

18. Is that the "genital warts" breed of kohlrabi?