Shit. Dinner with the landlord. Shit shit shit.

[graywarrior]

I hate this shit.

[skygazer]

1. We endure that once a year

Our landlord has a dinner for all the tenants of our little neighborhood. And while they are very nice people and all my neighbors are nice as well, I always dread it. It feels so much like dinner with my parents or something.

[MoseyWalker]

2. Just play this, or start singing the lyrics

and then tell him/her you have to get busy!

MEAT PUPPETS » Roof With A Hole

The colors are flowing from the wall to the floor
And only an outline still remains
Cause the roof's got a hole in it
And everything's been ruined by the rain

There may be diamonds in that dream on the hill
But the people who live there still complain
Cause the roof's got a hole in it
And everything is soaking in the rain

No one can practice common sense that they see
Through the nickel and diming and I'll explain
When the roof's got a hole in it
Everything gets ruined by the rain

My head's got a hole in it
And everything's been ruined by the rain

[Droopy]

3. Have you relocated to New hampshire yet, graywarrior?

[Blue-Jay]

4. "Images" by Tyrone Green

Dark and lonely on a summer's night.

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Watchdog barking. Do he bite?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

Slip in his window. Break his neck.

Then his house I start to wreck.

Got no reason. What the heck?

Kill my landlord. Kill my landlord.

C-I-L-L my land lord!

[AspenRose]

13. Oh, man, I haven't seen that in AGES

:rofl: :spray:

[Gatchaman]

5. Let's Lynch the Landlord

The Landlord's here to visit
They're blasting disco down below
Sez, "I'm doubling up the rent
Cos the building's condemned
You're gonna help me buy City Hall"

But we can, you know we can
But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man

I tell them 'turn on the water'
I tell 'em 'turn on the heat'
Tells me 'All you ever do is complain'
Then they search the place when I'm not here

But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord
Let's lynch the landlord man

There's rats chewin' up the kitchen
Roaches up to my knees
Turn the oven on, it smells like Dachau, yeah
Til the rain pours thru the ceiling

But we can, you know we can
Let's lynch the landlord man

[datasuspect]

8. YEAH!!!!!

[urbanasaurus]

6. Shit shit shit.

Hell of a menu.

[graywarrior]

7. I'm back.

Nothing worse than looking at photos of people you don't know.

[swag]

11. Oh, come on now.

Knowing people you don't know could be worse than merely looking at their pictures.

[Deja Q]

9. I presume your landlord can't cook up anything else on the grill then?

:shrug:

[graywarrior]

10. Not in the rain...so we all got captured in the dinning room.

[Lilyhoney]

12. I like my landlord.

He is also my next door neighbor.

He always opens the good wine for us. Although he did make us eat things like canned smoked eel and weird german sausages.

He is a true gentleman in every sense of the word. A retired Swiss engineer who counts the days since his beloved wife passed.

He also wants to invest money into a business for mr.lilyhoney. Too bad we don't have a real plan or solid ideas.

He wears an ascott, walks with a cane and always dresses like the gentleman he is.

I just watched the movie The Worlds Fastest Indian. Anthony Hopkins reminded me so much of my landlord that I am buying him the movie for his birthday next week.

We live in an unbeliveable area and pay a decent price.

I am thankful for where I am at and what I have due to this mans generosity.

He did'nt NEED to rent this unit. He was looking for the right tennants. He saw that in us.

He tells the best stories you could only hope to be told.

Anyway, I could go on and on about my landlord and how lucky I am to have a person like him in my life.

Lilyhoney