religious action figures

[datasuspect]

collect all four

[Initech]

1. Cool! The Pope uses the same gun James Bond does!

[datasuspect]

2. i like the "vatican assault uniform"

sweet.

i'm gonna pit him and a vintage chewbacca in duel.

[terrya]

27. Does the Popemobile come with gadgets? An ejector seat, maybe?

KEWL

[datasuspect]

28. missile launcher

yesssss

[TheFriendlyAnarchist]

3. I love how God has an AK.

I now know how he smites those pesky homosexuals :eyes:

[NMMNG]

4. Are these a joke,

or are they every fundie's wet dream? :scared:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. I think those particular action figures are a joke, but there are...

companies making religious action figures. Accoutrements makes one that is definitely a joke. They also make a crazy cat lady action figure and stuff like that. Meanwhile, Train Up A Child definitely takes themselves seriously. I have an action figure Jesus from both companies. I used to also have a black Jesus from Train Up A Child, but I gave it to one of my college professors. She was so excited about Action Figure Jesus, that I decided to give her one of mine. She actually said, "I am giving you $10 and you will go buy me a Jesus after class." The store was out of Jesus, so I just gave her one of mine (and her money back).

[MadAsHellNewYorker]

14. Cold War Unicorns Play Set

fuck yea...that first site is so funny

[NMMNG]

15. Ah

At least the TUAC figures look rather benign (even boring). I can't imagine anything really frightening coming from children playing with them. The ones in the OP however....if they got into the hands of a rabid fundie.

[Fox Mulder]

5. Does Jesus come with the kung fu grip?

[deucemagnet]

6. What good is kung fu grip...

...when everything falls through those holes? :shrug:

[datasuspect]

22. that's a good one!!!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Here's one of my Jesus action figures in a compromising position with

Scully in my gecko tank.

[NMMNG]

13. It looks like Scully is taking her love of Jeebus to the next level

BTW, is that gecko watching or preparing to join in?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

16. Who knows? She was once the subject of a "Gecko Porn" thread here...

It's a pretty funny shot, even if all they're doing is climbing on each other. Naturally, it's one of the females on top of the other female with the male looking on.


Once again, she's on top. This time with the boy.

[NMMNG]

17. Active little critters, aren't they?

My friend and I went to a pet store a few months ago while we were browsing in the mall. We happened by the rodent cages and noticed that in most of the mouse and gerbil cages those little beasts where having orgies. Apparently one or more females in each cage was in heat and the males were each taking turns with her/them. It was like watching porn movies on multiple screens. We were just standing there in awe as they crawled around in a pile doing it over and over and over and over...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

20. Oh man, when we got my male rabbit neutered...

he had to be kept seperate from the female for 10 days while he healed. Man, upon reintroduction they must have humped for the entire day. Meanwhile, I had never seen them fucking previous to that. I guess absence does make the heart grow fonder.

[NMMNG]

21. My pet rabbits were my first introduction to the sex act

And what an introduction it was. :rofl:

[qnr]

8. Doesn't seem like the forces are very balanced.. In addition, you'd think

the agents for the big boys would be able to ensure that their action figures were at least stuffed into presentable plastic blisters.

[datasuspect]

23. they need a something to represent the jewish faith

don't know how they'd handle all the others

[qnr]

29. Can you imagine the Kali action figure? n/t

[Broken_Hero]

10. I collect toys

and for some strange reason...I'm wanting these...:) Maybe my sarcastic side is speaking to me...:P

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Well, I have a couple action figure Jesuii.

One from Accoutrements and one from Train Up A Child. The one from Train Up a Child lives inside my leopard gecko tank and spends much of his time getting knocked into compromising positions with Dana Scully.

[datasuspect]

24. i think they are mockups

and not actually for sale

[bridgit]

12. i just KNEW it, so God Almighty DOES look like Kenny Rodgers...

in Jedi vestments :rofl:

[CanuckAmok]

18. Yeah, but God's fried chicken venture failed.

That's how you can tell them apart.

[Robeson]

19. I was thinking Leon Russell...

...

[bridgit]

26. i like that hat...

:thumbsup:

[datasuspect]

25. i wonder if god and kenny both know

when to hold em
know when to fold em
know when to walk away
know when to run