Armor of God Pajamas

[roguevalley]

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/

Yes, your kids can be ready for the Rapture for the little bitty cost of $39.95.

[Suich]

1. You've got to be kidding me!

I wonder how many have been sold!

[elshiva]

2. WHY IS SHE DRESSED LIKE A BRIDE???

[IChing]

3. I have my kids wear these at night to keep their little heads warm

[elshiva]

4. Good idea!

[NMMNG]

9. Don't you know that all little girls are supposed to be brides of Christ?

It's not just for nuns anymore. :puke:

[ashling]

18. KKK - Kluxer Kiddie Kamp

Those kids look manaical - especially the boy

[ashling]

5. words fail me ...

but, I think their website is on fire.

[qnr]

6. I still want to know why they list two different prices. 39.95 & 49.95,

depending upon which page you're on.

Or maybe they've fixed it by now, I'm not going to check and see.

[ashling]

7. Please report back ...

and tell them their website is on fire.

[qnr]

8. heheh I would, but it seems pretty typical for fundie types. Hiding behind

smoke & mirrors, telling fibs...

[bridgit]

10. now those are trip'n...

$39.95 for some stuff that will just be left behind anyhow :thumbsup: :rofl:

[qnr]

13. unless you go to the "Click for details page, where you get:

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/boys.htm

Same for the girls too, 49.95

[bridgit]

14. wow, they have it all figured out...

bet they're made in china :thumbsup:

[ashling]

20. It works!

the kid was raptured!

[qnr]

21. lol, I didn't even think of that n/t

[NMMNG]

11. Coming soon: "Soldiers of God" daywear

Help your little God Warrior feel safe from vicious liberals and proselytizing gays by dressing them in their very own "Soldiers of God" daywear. Fashioned after military uniforms these outfits tell the heathen rabble, "Back off before I condemn thee to hell!". Each set comes with a bonus sword for use in fighting against the "war against Christianity".

[qnr]

12. bleagh - self-delete, replied to wrong post.

http://www.armorofgodpjs.com/boys.htm
http://static.flickr.com/92/233516205_5318bd5e33_o. png
Same for the girls too, 49.95

[CanuckAmok]

15. For some reason, this makes me very, very sad. n/t

[sakabatou]

16. Army of God PJs

+1 to Ignorance
+2 to Indoctrination
+7 to Flammibility
-4 to Faith
-100% to Fire Defense
+50% chance of casting "2 Years of Blinders*"
+99% chance of casting "Hypocrisy"

*Spell causes delusions that everything that the * Admin does is good for America.

[filer]

17. Forget the kids.

I want one of those suits. I'm scared to go to bed. That's why I'm posting at 3AM.

[bridgit]

19. kick...

:kick:

[ashling]

22. I sent a request for more info....here's my email

To Whom it may concern:

The LORD truly led me to your website. I am sure that your Armor of God pajamas are just the thing to mend my grieving heart. I just want to find out one thing. First, let me give you some of the background story.

We try to raise our little angels in GOD’s way, but it is so hard nowadays with GOD being banned from so many places. We already homeschool our little angels, and even keep them locked it the basement like pastor told us, but it seems that there are evil forces and witchcraft everywhere you turn. Even my mother in law, God help her, who raised such a fine Christian daughter, has been seduced by these evil forces. She keeps sending the children books about evolution, homosexuals, and those awful Harry Potter books.

Of course we threw the books away, but then she sent them Harry Potter pajamas which my wife has not been able to get rid of. She threw them away, but when she got the kids ready for bed, there they were neatly folded in their drawer. Little Joshua kept talking about house eves or something. We threw them out again, and put them to bed, but when we unlocked the basement in the morning they were wearin the wicked things! Little Magdeline wants to be called Hermione or something. We are at wits end.

Will you’re your Armor of God pajamas provide holy protection when worn over the Harry Potter pajamas?
Please respond as soon as possible. Thank you, and GOD bless you.

John
Concerned Parent

[SlavesandBulldozers]

23. i love it.

sick. in a good way.

[qnr]

24. Not very Christian of you not to mention their smouldering website n/t

[roguevalley]

25. I imagine you will get a reply. they don't get irony or satire.

[ashling]

26. I'll let you know.

:)

[Rabrrrrrr]

27. It's sick, yes, but I have a hilarious image of kids burning to death

because their "Armor of God" PJs aren't flame retardant.

[Arugula Latte]

28. Jesus -- Your followers truly are nuttier and nuttier ...

:eyes:

Thank god I'm not religious!