My favorite punchline is.....

[BikeWriter]

Poll question: My favorite punchline is.....

This is a joke I threw together from the punchlines of some favorite jokes. See what you think... :)

[deucemagnet]

1. Other.

How many is a brazillion?

Woohoo! Got it in first! :woohoo:

[BikeWriter]

2. ####! :-)

[Viva_La_Revolution]

damn! beat me to it!

:thumbsup:

[Floogeldy]

3. I voted for "frayed knot."

I love auditory trick fucks. ;)

[BikeWriter]

4. Yep, the webtag of my joke forum is punster. I like them too.

[Heidi]

5. " He stays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."

:evilgrin:

[BikeWriter]

8. Hee hee hee! Good one, HeidiDear. I first made this poll several...

years ago, before I heard that one. :)

[Ptah]

6. I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw.

[BikeWriter]

9. Yes, it's a classic!

[ghostsofgiants]

7. "Yarr, it be drivin' me nuts."

[BikeWriter]

10. I will add that one to my list for my next poll. Pirates were not as...

popular when I first wrote the joke. :)

[Robeson]

11. Other: " As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"....

...:rofl:

[BikeWriter]

12. Dayum, I'm half drunk and haven't slept in a week but...

Oh, that's the "Turkey Drop" on WKRP in Cincinnatti!

[NewJeffCT]

17. That was a great sitcom

Was just thinking of the one where Johnny & Venus pretend to be gay to get out of some condo/apartment ripoff.

[datasuspect]

13. "the aristocrats!"

or "i got him in brooklyn, there's a million of them there."

[BikeWriter]

15. Damn, that may be a new one on me!

[Rabrrrrrr]

14. The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go

[BikeWriter]

16. Aww shit...