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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 07:02 PM
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Poll question: Are you worth your salt?
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 07:03 PM
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1. Well, I lapped up my own sweat... very salty. So I must be worth it.
:shrug:

Nobody else thinks so... :crazy:
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 08:20 PM
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2. I suffer from a salt deficiency
If I don't consume enough salt I itch like hell. I found this out after the missus switched me to a low salt diet.
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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 09:01 PM
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3. I'm a pretzel
Be nice to me or I'll make you fall and hit your head on the coffee table.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 09:02 PM
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4. I'd have turned into a pillar of salt in biblical times...
:evilgrin: :rofl: So yes, I'm worth every bit of that salt. :P
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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:03 AM
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6. Looking back at Sodom? Hmmmmm n/t
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Sep-04-06 09:03 PM
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5. Since salt is so ridiculously stupid cheap, I hope I am!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:05 AM
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7. i'm on a sodium restricted diet
i was in the hospital last month and they suggested i change my eating habits.
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RedStateShame Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:12 AM
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8. So many puns, I feel like I'm being verbally as-salted!!!
:rofl:
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xchrom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:22 AM
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9. salt is a preservative. n/t
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 09:23 AM
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10. even though i'm not 100% sure what it means, i voted for salty dog.
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