You know what? Pluto is a piece of shit and I'm glad it's off the list.

[Bucky]

What did Pluto ever do? It's just cold and dark. For years it took credit for far more gravitational pull than it really had. Know its secret? The little bastard had a "moon"--a co-planet really--and wasn't telling anybody about it.

That's right, Charon was undiscovered for years, but every time scientists looked to see why Pluto seemed to be bigger than it appeared, it would jump in between Charon and the telescopes and hide its own moon. Its own moon. How sick is that shit? It definitely reminds me of an abusive husband who never lets his wife outside. I'm sure Charon is covered in bruises and can't wait to get out of you-know-who's orbit.

Speaking of orbits, look at Pluto's. Have you ever seen any bigger or clearer sign of drunk driving? It's not just veering off the road... it's veering off the road by several Astronomical Units! I don't thing just demoting Pluto to "dwarf planet" even begins to teach this little twerp the lesson it deserves. I say blow the fucker up. Let Charon be free and protect Neptune from this menace to the Solar System.

[zanne]

1. Pluto is dead to me. nt

[Fuzz]

2. It owes me money too, bastard ex-planet

[Bucky]

3. Well, now that it's out of a job, good luck getting your money back.

[KFC]

4. Thanks to Pluto, we just lost Steve Irwin.

That Pluto bastard.

[baldguy]

5. Why do you hate America?

[JVS]

6. FUCK YOU MAN!

Pluto was a rebel and the crusty wonks fucked him over!

[Bucky]

7. Dude, just what do you think the P in PNAC stands for?

Take off the blinders, man. There's wheels within wheels and this shit goes all the way to the top.

[Nailzberg]

8. Amen. Pluto can suck my ass!

If I was a rocket scientist, I wouldn't even bother wasting a probe on it. Piece of shit.

[Telly Savalas]

9. When I was growing up there wasn't any "dwarf planet" bullshit

We had nine motherfucking planets and we were happy. But now these godless commie busybodies are forcing their astronomical revisionism on us, and it's not right. Can you imagine the pain in my heart as I looked into my poor innocent four-year-old daughter's tearful eyes and told her "I'm sorry, sweetie, but Pluto isn't a planet anymore"?

How can you look at yourself in the mirror, my friend?

[SlavesandBulldozers]

10. Fuckin A right.

Pluto never did anything for you! In fact, it talked behind your back all the time. When it signed your yearbook it said BFF but when it signed mine it talked so much shit about you its not even funny!

[elperromagico]

11. Two words: Regime change.

These damn Plutonians have been oppressing the Charonites long enough. Time for some hardcore liberation.

That's what that New Horizons mission is all about. We're gonna liberate the hell out of those fuckers.