Somebody tell a funny joke nt

[Kathryn STone]

[BelleCarolinaPeridot]

1. George Bush is still president.

Oh you said tell a FUNNY joke.

[MiniMandaRuth]

2. How about a picture I got bored with?

[idgiehkt]

3. I can give you a couple of funny videos if you want to laugh

Comedic Goddess Stephanie Weir (Mad Tv) doing her character Dot, the not so bright twin sister of a child prodigy:
Dot on Oprah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6BHJGx-UCw&mode=related&search=
this is hysterical, I can watch it over and over and crack up each time

and her bimbo-esque M.D. Dr. Kylie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcBOsNPVN08&mode=related&search=

I really like just about everything Stephanie does, she's delightfully demented...

[fizzgig]

4. buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor

the monk says "make me one with everything."













the vendor hands the monk the dog, the monk hands the vendor a $20 bill.
the vendor puts the bill in his money box and moves on to the next customer.
the monk asks the vendor for his change but the vendor says....













"change comes from within."

[Aristus]

5. A priest, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "What is this, a joke?"

[XemaSab]

6. SO Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing...

:P

[Richard Steele]

7. A lifelong Democrat is on his deathbed...

He tells his wife to bring him a voter registration form
so he can chang his party affiliation to Republican.

She says, "Oh Jack, that's just the painkillers talking,
You don't want to do something like that"
Jack says, "I'm not out of my mind, bring me the form."

She: "But Jack, you've been a democrat sixty years, since the day
you were old enough to vote!"
He: "Then I'm old enough to make my own damn decisions; bring me that form!"

She: "But Jack, we met at a Democratic Rally! We've worked
for Democratic causes all our lives!
We voluntered for Kennedy together;
we opened that champagne the night Nixon resigned;
why, just last year we rented that RV and drove
halfway across the country to piss on Reagan's grave.
Why in the world would you join the Repubs NOW, after all that?
Why, Jack, why?"

He: "My love, we both know I won't see another day.
And I figure, if someone has to die, I'd rather it be one of
those Republican bastards than one of us."