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Reuters- Rio de Janeiro
"Mr. Rob Crusoe was the sole survivor of the sinking of a luxury yacht three weeks ago. The victim's names may be determined when Mr. Crusoe sobers up. Three members of the rescue vessel were injured in an unsuccessful attempt at seperating Mr. Crusoe from his flotation device. Coast Guard officials made the decision to allow Mr. Crusoe to continue to drift to prevent further damage to rescue crews."
"A Marine spokesperson, Major Ima Teetotaler had this to say, "The Doctors have said Mr. Crusoe is in no immediate medical danger and has experienced no dehydration from his ordeal. It is estimated he will finish the keg soon and should prove less reluctant to be rescued."
Reuters reporters will continue to publish updates of events as they occur.

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1. Jenna's new boyfriend lives it up the bushway