HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!!!

[datasuspect]

i have a job interview today, right after i go to the county welfare dept. to get my medical card.

and i didn't lie. i thought about it, but i used my experience as it stood. 3 year block of unemployment and all.

[MrCoffee]

rock on rock ranger.

what's the job?

[datasuspect]

3. "case worker"

[MrCoffee]

6. groovy. best o'luck

[datasuspect]

7. thanks!

[swag]

1. Break a leg.

Bust a nut.

One of those.

[datasuspect]

5. thanks

they just called.

[Rising Phoenix]

2. good luck data!

hope it goes well!

[datasuspect]

4. thanks

[buddhamama]

8. hey, good luck

good vibes :thumbsup: just be yourself and you'll do fine.

[datasuspect]

9. thanks!

it doesn't pay much, but i don't really care at this point. i will probably have to convince them that there really will be no problem with me accepting such a dramatic cut in pay.

and i'll have to perfume the turd in accounting for the missing time too.

[buddhamama]

10. tell them you've been busy

saving the world. they're sure to understand.

[datasuspect]

11. "i have an independent means of income, but i'd like very much

to be involved in your endeavor" or something like that.

i'm thinking about wearing an ascot and a monocle.

[buddhamama]

12. oh, good idea

my small contirbution to you landing the job

http://www.ehow.com/how_3304_tie-ascot-knot.html

[datasuspect]

14. my dear buddha

we are a well bred sort, i learned how to do this in boarding school.

[buddhamama]

15. i kinda figured

it was friendly reminder in case nerves got the best of you.

[MrCoffee]

13. the ascot is too hard to tie...but the monocle

could be the key to your success

[datasuspect]

16. show up naked except for a top hat, monocle, and foot and hand

accoutrement?

now i must say, i am intrigued.

[buddhamama]

19. yes!

but then the look would not complete without this:

?v=0

[MrCoffee]

20. there's nothing phallic about that...

nothing at all.

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. The best of luck to you.

Try to avoid lying, it can bite you in the ass.

[datasuspect]

18. thanks

is the word "truthiness?"

i like plausible deniability better.

[miss_american_pie]

21. Good luck

:bounce:

[datasuspect]

22. thanks!

[Crazy Dave]

23. The secret is...

They found out about your God like status in Vanuatu and didn't want to piss you off :rofl:

Just kidding, good luck :hi:

[datasuspect]

25. thanks!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. My dear datasuspect!

What fantastic news!

You rule!

Best of luck today.........you deserve this job!

Let us know how it goes, OK?

That is so good!

:hug:

[datasuspect]

26. thanks!

[Momgonepostal]

27. Good for you!

I hope you get the job! Being unemployed gets really old after a while.

[livetohike]

28. Good luck datasuspect!

:hi: