Who the frick is MrCoffee and where the fricking hell did he come from

[LynneSin]

I mean, I don't ever recall this guy in the lounge and *BAM* he's like my Lounge Best-Buddy

Someone explain how this guy popped out of nowhere be the new *IT* guy of the lounge

:D

[MrCoffee]

1. he's a dick. don't trust anything he says. he's a freeper troll.

[SOteric]

2. Well, he ~is~ from Seattle. They're all Republicans up there.

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

5. everybody loves me baby, what's the matter with you?

[SOteric]

9. Dude.

I'm from Seattle.

[MrCoffee]

11. groovy. i just moved here a few months ago and don't know anything

[LynneSin]

13. That was pretty apparent here in the lounge

:hide:

[MrCoffee]

19. BURN!!!

[LynneSin]

3. I figured that out right away

:hide:

[LostinVA]

7. No frigging kidding

[gatorboy]

4. Is there a DU lounge hazing procedure I should be aware of?

I'm pretty new myself and I'd hate to buck tradition!

[MrCoffee]

thank you sir may i please have another!

[ComerPerro]

14. This one is called "the unblinking eye"

[MrCoffee]

17. When do we get to the Paddling of the Swollen Ass...With Paddles?

[ComerPerro]

18. after "crossing the desert"

[Critters2]

33. Assume the position! nt

[leeroysphitz]

65. Typically the hazing procedure consists of every one ignoring

you for three years or so... If youre still putzing around after all that then you will be showered with threads in your honor and be shamelessly flirted with.

Kind of like fight club only without all the bombs at the end.

[LostinVA]

6. WTF DID YOU JUST FRICKIN' SAY?!

I no longer love you!!!!! *sob*

And, I hate him... he doesn't like Storm on Supernova.

[MrCoffee]

8. puh-leeze.

you know in your heart of darkness that she's crap.

[LostinVA]

12. I'm talking to Lynnesin, not you -- you cuckoo in the nest

:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

[LynneSin]

16. Awwww, sis - don't leave me

:cry:

[LostinVA]

61. *sob* You said he was your bestest buddy!

[ComerPerro]

10. I can tell you one thing I learned (the hard way) about Mr. Coffee

he loves some NL baseball...


;)

[MrCoffee]

15. and i'll defend your right to defend the DH to the death.

[reyd reid reed]

21. But....

do you understand it? I mean really, deep down in your soul understand it?

*sigh*

[MrCoffee]

22. lmfao

[reyd reid reed]

20. And as such

is a man after my own heart.

:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

27. That's because real baseball fans can't stand the AL

I mean, DH? WTF is that about? Wussy pitchers can't hit? Pul-eeze.

[MrCoffee]

30. can i get a hell yeah from the congregation?

[reyd reid reed]

37. *ahem*

HELL YEAH!!!!!!

Ain't nothin' like seeing a pitcher leg out a triple or hit one into the bleachers. Hell, even a sac bunt. Adds a whole dimension to the game.

[asthmaticeog]

23. I think he's JimmyJazz.

:tinfoilhat:

[LynneSin]

26. You need to loosen that tinfoil hat

Cutting off oxygen to your brain

:D

[asthmaticeog]

50. Hee hee!

But it's FUN to play the choking game!

Sooooo liiiiightheaded...

[LynneSin]

56. You better stop soon before you get a job offer in the Bush Regime

I'm thinking alot of them weren't getting enough oxygen to their brain

[Richard Steele]

24. The bastard son of a thousand diMaggios. nm

[MrCoffee]

25. i'm telling you, he's a dick!

[Debi]

28. He's a sock puppet

He KNOWS too much about all the Lounge Lizards :yoiks:

[MrCoffee]

29. he doesn't know jack. most of the time, he's just mashing buttons.

[Debi]

32. SEE!!! THAT"S CODE

Code for something........

[MrCoffee]

35. it's like a Dan Brown novel, ain't it?

[Debi]

40. Ignorance Alert.....

Who is Dan Brown? :shrug:

[MrCoffee]

42. he "wrote" the da vinci code

if you wanna call it that.

[Debi]

49. Sorry, I actually "read" the book

Why are we "writing" in quotes?

Are you referring to the plagarism charges??? Weren't they thrown out?

[MrCoffee]

52. i put it in quotes because he's crap.

[Debi]

54. C'mon...tell me how you really feel

:popcorn:

[LynneSin]

43. Sweetie - if you want to start a flame war just post that question

I'll get about 200 replies all inflammatory about who Dan Brown is and the relevance of his writing.

He wrote the DaVinci Codes

[MrCoffee]

44. who is defending the relevance of Dan Brown books?

i want names so we know who to round up when the revolution comes.

[LynneSin]

45. His books are brain candy

and I enjoy a few sweets now and then

[MrCoffee]

46. oh i read the damn thing...and hated myself in the morning

i mean for gods sake, three page chapters?

have you read Daniel Silva?

[LynneSin]

47. and how does that differ any other day of the year

:shrug:

[MrCoffee]

51. what's a guy gotta do to make you love me?

whatever it is, it's probably not worth it

[LynneSin]

53. Me loving you or you loving me

Everyone wants to love me

[Debi]

48. Oh, heh heh I read that

:blush:

[Left Is Write]

31. I don't know, but he IS in charge of bringing the coffee.

If you're really nice to him, maybe we can get some danish too.

[reyd reid reed]

34. As long as he's got the coffee

Him and me are gonna be real good friends.

:loveya:

[MrCoffee]

36. have a danish

[reyd reid reed]

38. But do you have coffee?

Good, strong, black coffee? I worked until 12:30 and then was up until 2:00.

Then back up at 6:30.

I need COFFEE!!!!

[MrCoffee]

39. ask and you shall receive

[reyd reid reed]

41. LOL!

I want that cup. That sums up my entire existence. At least between mid-August and mid-May.

[ChickMagic]

55. Hey! Leave MrCoffee alone!

He totally rocks! Just like you LynneSin. :yourock: :yourock:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

57. My dear LynneSin..........

I like him too......

And it is just as you say.......all of a sudden, here he is!

He's cool with me....

:hi:

[MrCoffee]

58. so nanny nanny boo boo!

thank you CaliforniaPeggy. I like you too.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

59. My dear MrCoffee.........

You brought a much-needed smile to my face.......

:hug:

[MrCoffee]

60. then i've done my good deed for the day.

[Radical Activist]

62. His avatar sucks ass

[MrCoffee]

64. same to ya, buddy.

[LSK]

63. I was wondering the same thing too

BTW who is LynneSin??? Where the hell did she come from?

:P

[LynneSin]

66. Don't make me kick your ass....

...in fantasy football!

[LSK]

67. I hear Jim McMahon is going to have a HUGH!!11 year

[LynneSin]

68. So is Ed McMahon