Fellow Loungies, welcome with me to DU...

[Oeditpus Rex]

...one of my oldest* electric friends, the inimitable Connonym.

:bounce: :party: :woohoo: :toast:

Believe me when I tell ya she's gonna fit into the Lounge like a vacuum in W's head.









*That's "oldest" in point of service.† She's actually barely 21 and a virgin.

†Shut up. Not that kind of service.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

1. Electric? You keep robots now, Rex?

:P :P

Welcome, Connonym!

:toast:

[Phillycat]

2. You just told people she was a virgin before she even posted here?

[liontamer]

3. does she know you're posting about her sex life?

you might want to edit that

[CaliforniaPeggy]

4. My dear Connonym..........

Welcome to DU, and its living, breathing heart: The Lounge!

Have fun in our addictive, dysfunctional little village.......

:bounce: :bounce:

[miss_american_pie]

5. Hello Connonym

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[Whoa_Nelly]

6. Hi there, Connonym!

Welcome to DU! :hi: :bounce:

(****psssst**** Stay out of GD....Lurk there only! Stay here with us here in The Lounge...we are (mostly) safe :rofl: )

[Mutley]

7. Welcome, Connonym.

:hi:

If you're a friend of Oedi's, you're a friend of mine. :D


edit: Pay no attention to my horrid mechanical errors. My lame excuse is that I only got about five hours of sleep last night. :P

[Left Is Write]

8. Welcome! Any friend of OR has got to be a keeper.

[Kajsa]

9. Welcome to DU, Connonym.

Oeditpus Rex, I must ask because I REALLY don't know;

What is Connonym?

[Connonym]

19. I'm a Connonym

I made it up trying to be clever with my name (Connie) I define it as a name for a Connie, i.e., me

[Kajsa]

22. LOL! Oh my, Welcome again, Connonym!

I fell for the "electric" part-
That is a great name. I like the word play
with synonym,homonym, etc.

Connonym- it is very clever!

[bigwillq]

30. Hello!

Welcome to the Lounge and to DU! :hi:

[rug]

10. The Lounge is no place for virgins.

Even if Matcom is on vacation.

[Call Me Wesley]

11. Welcome, Connonym!

:tsoat: A friend of Ödi's a friend of mine's! :hi:

Call Me Wesley: Good evening. Tonight we're going to take a hard tough abrasive look at camel spotting. Hello.

Oeditpus Rex: Hello Wesley.
Call Me Wesley: Now tell me, what exactly are you doing?
Oeditpus Rex: Er well, I'm camel spotting. I'm spotting to see if there are any camels that I can spot, and put them down in my camel spotting book.
Call Me Wesley: Good. And how many camels have you spotted so far?
Oeditpus Rex: Oh, well so far Wesley, up to the present moment, I've spotted nearly, ooh, nearly one.
Call Me Wesley: Nearly one?
Oeditpus Rex: Er, call it none.
Call Me Wesley: Fine. And er how long have you been here?
Oeditpus Rex: Three years.
Call Me Wesley: So, in, er, three years you've spotted no camels?
Oeditpus Rex: Yes in only three years. Er, I tell a lie, four, be fair, five. I've been camel spotting for just the seven years. Before that of course I was a Yeti spotter.
Call Me Wesley: A Yeti spotter, that must have been extremely interesting.
Oeditpus Rex: Oh, it was extremely interesting, very, very - quite... it was dull; dull, dull, dull, oh God it was dull. Sitting in the Waterloo waiting room. Course once you've seen one Yeti you've seen them all.
Call Me Wesley: And have you seen them all?
Oeditpus Rex: Well I've seen one. Well a little one... a picture of a... I've heard about them.
Call Me Wesley: Well, now tell me, what do you do when you spot a camel?
Oeditpus Rex: Er, I take its number.
Call Me Wesley: Camels don't have numbers.
Oeditpus Rex: Ah, well you've got to know where to look. Er, they're on the side of the engine above the piston box.
Call Me Wesley: What?
Oeditpus Rex: Ah - of course you've got to make sure it's not a dromedary. 'Cos if it's a dromedary it goes in the dromedary book.
Call Me Wesley: Well how do you tell if it's a dromedary?
Oeditpus Rex: Ah well, a dromedary has one hump and a camel has a refreshment car, buffet, and ticket collector.
Call Me Wesley: Mr. Rex, aren't you in fact a train spotter?
Oeditpus Rex: What?
Call Me Wesley: Don't you in fact spot trains?
Oeditpus Rex: Oh, you're no fun anymore. I'll throw you under a camel.
Call Me Wesley: If you can spot one.

[Oeditpus Rex]

14. You bastard!

She's not supposed to know about me and the camels. :spank:









Or the 'alibut.

[Call Me Wesley]

15. No worries, you're safe.

You never spotted one!

[Oeditpus Rex]

17. I spotted *nearly* one

In only seven years.

[Call Me Wesley]

18. Err, nearly one?

Here?

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. I can't go in there

I have a boil on my semprini. :blush:

[Call Me Wesley]

21. ...

Out!

[RevCheesehead]

24. Is that like the Cantina scene in Star Wars?

:rofl:

[Connonym]

12. Reports of my virginity have been greatly exaggerated

but thanks for the welcome!

[NewWaveChick1981]

13. Welcome, Connonym!

:hi: Rex can sometimes exaggerate. :rofl: And if you ARE indeed a virgin, the Naughty Girls of the Lounge can help you remedy that condition. :evilgrin:

Nice to have you here! :hi:

[flvegan]

23. A hearty Welcome to DU!

[rug]

32. Best Lounge entrance of all time!

:applause:

[lizziegrace]

16. Hi!!

Welcome! You're a friend of Oepitpus Rex? My sympathies. :evilgrin:

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

25. Welcome, Connonym!

What's an electric friend? :scared:

[reyd reid reed]

26. Welcome, Connonymemyemenym...

Hell, I'll get it right eventually.

Connonym.

There...see? Toldja.

And OR...contributing to the delinquincy of...oh, wait. You did say 21.

Nemmind.

Brace yourself, Connonym (ooooh...twice. I'm impressed with myself)

[Arkham House]

27. Hello, Connonym...

...welcome to the monkeyhouse...

[u4ic]

28. Welcome, Connonym!!

:bounce: :toast: :bounce:

[ZombieNixon]

29. Welcome to DU, Connonym!

:hi:

OR has revealed you are a virgin. He has made a grave mistake in disclosing this. :P

[skygazer]

31. Welcome Connonym

It's a silly place we have here but if you're friends with Oeditpus Rex, you know all about silly. :bounce: :hi:

[SeattleGirl]

33. Welcome to DU, Connonym!

:hi:

[LadyoftheRabbits]

34. Welcome, Connonym!

You'll have so much fun here :bounce: :hi:

[WCGreen]

35. O goodie....

Another Du'ette....