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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 03:15 PM
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Every time I try to talk to someone...
it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 03:17 PM
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1. "What are you doing now?"

King Arthur: "Averting our eyes, oh Lord."

God: "Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, always so depressing. Now knock it off!"
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 03:23 PM
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2. What? Heck no, feel free to call any time.
In fact, if you wanna tell me tomorrow's lottery numbers ...

Also, not to strain your powers, but if you could at least try to keep the Yankees from winning the AL pennant this year.
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 03:29 PM
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3. So......my dear MrCoffee..........
Is your new name......God?


:rofl: :rofl:
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Sep-05-06 03:33 PM
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4. for the answer you seek,
Consult the Book of Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one.
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