Sharon Stone: "I can turn a gay man straight in five minutes"

[Herman Munster]

http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/article-23365639-details/Rupert+Everett%3A+My+life+with+the+divas/article.do

The conversation turned to sex. "You know what I say when I'm f*** ing a guy?" said Sharon.

"I say, stop. Look at me." I looked at her. "Now. Talk to me." "Talk to you?" I asked, incredulous. "Communicate," she said. "What? While we're - ". "And now… go in and out real slow." "Oh my God, now I know why I'm gay." "Okay, let's shoot this please," shouted the director. Our faces were very close, ready to embrace. Our eyes sparkled with manufactured love.

"I can turn a gay man straight in five minutes!" "Two bells!" shouted an assistant. Our lips were nearly touching. Our groins locked. "How long does it take you to turn a straight man gay?" I whispered. "Silence on the set," shouted another assistant.

"About ten seconds in some cases," murmured Sharon. "And . . . action!" said the director. And in and out we went. Real slow.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. Well, I would welcome a chance to turn her into a lesbian.

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

2. I'll get her my phone number.

Always try something new.

[warrior1]

3. full of yourself much Sharon

what a disappointment you've turn out to be.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Grammar and punctuation are your friends.

[idgiehkt]

4. well

that was interesting...thanks for the link.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

5. Really?

Because after watching Basic Instinct 2, I turned gay then gouged out my eyes.

I'm just kidding.













































Nobody watched Basic Instinct 2.

[qwertyMike]

6. Isn't she sagging a bit?

What is she? 85?



I see the man/gay bit

[Bucky]

8. If I pretended I was gay, do you think she'd make good on her threat?

Worth a shot.