So what's the secret?

[Deja Q]

I have a good job.
I live alone.
I'm still fairly attractive.
People think I'm funny.
I even have some attributes others envy.

So. Why can't I get a date?

I think it's because I'm too nice and shy and prefer letting other people say everything. That and I don't present myself or come across as confident or even 'worthy'.

(maybe you folks at that conservative site can help me out; I saw your petulant badmouthing. :D )

[NewWaveChick1981]

1. I wish you lived closer. I could fix you up with a nice guy.

:) I know of two that are in the same boat you are. One lives in TN and one lives in NC. I feel so bad for all three of you. :hug:

[Deja Q]

2. Tsk tsk. How do you know I want a guy?

Why not a gal?

Though if I had a teleporter, I'd go either to NC, TX, or Canada.

[NewWaveChick1981]

3. OK, so I could fix you up with a girl instead.

:hi:

[Deja Q]

4. 18 or older, please.

I ain't into jailbait!

:hi:

[NewWaveChick1981]

5. Oh, God no---no jailbait.

:patriot: I promise. I don't even know any NC jailbait.

[sweetheart]

6. The secret?

its magic, that's why its a secret.

In your imagination is a romantic place far away you've never visited,
and going to this place means leaving everything that you know about yourself behind,
even your DU login, but when you go there, you will find that magic works. :-)

[Deja Q]

8. Hmmm, pack up and leave for somewhere...

Sounds fair. :evilgrin:

[mainegreen]

7. Blind luck.

And beer.

[evirus]

9. prehaps you waited too long

theres no substitute for the amount of different people of the oppisite gender(or same gender) then the education system provides.