WOOHOO I'M A CENTRIST - I need a hug now!

[LynneSin]

Not kidding you, that was the best someone could insult me with. I'm waiting for the DLC label next

I love GDP

:woohoo:

BTW - I'm a progressive who realizes we're screwed without the majority. Anyone who wants to debate me on the issue go find the thread in GDP

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. It's okay. I was informed I'm a bad liberal today, too.

My family owns boats which use gasoline and I'm okay with that. In fact, I really enjoy them. Since I'm not boycotting our boats, then I'm a bad liberal. Geez, imagine what would have happened if I told him I own an ATV?

Don't these people realize that we're not going to earn votes, if something like apparently causes someone to lose their creds as a liberal.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. It's true. You are a bad liberal!!!

OUR boat runs on an electric motor, so I'm a better liberal than you.


:sarcasm: of course

:hide:

[ComerPerro]

4. my car is powered by my own sense of self-satisfaction

[LynneSin]

11. Could you imagine if that was a source of enegy

:crazy:

Some of those people would be able to power small countries

[Debi]

18. Smug Alert

Kyle's father buys a new hybrid car, which makes him obsessed with the environment and getting smug; he begins to talk with his eyes closed all the time and "likes to smell his own farts,"

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

13. Best. Post. Ever.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[ComerPerro]

15. was a line from a Simpsons episode

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

16. Doesn't matter if you ripped it off.

From an execution standpoint alone, that was definitely worth 15 on a 10 point scale.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. Oh yeah, I should become a better liberal by putting an electric motor

on the back of a 20' Grady White and go take that swell jumping. I bet it would only take me about two days to get our dock over to Block Island.

Of course, I wouldn't be surprised if that other poster seriously suggested that.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Pfft. if you were a good liberal, you wouldn't go to Block Island

you'd go to Fire Island.


:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

10. Yeah, I've never been to Fire Island, so I'm definitely a bad liberal.

Technically, I've never really been to Block Island either. My stepsister and I just like to jump the boat over the waves and turn around. That's 24 miles of pure gas wasting activity (except for the fact that it's really fun).

[LostinVA]

44. You're homophobic, aren't you?!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

45. I'm not homophobic but...

I heard it's called Fire Island because it's filled with flaming sodomites and that's just sick.

:puke:

[LostinVA]

46. Ick... I hate those icky sexual deviants

WTF is WRONG with them???

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

47. Did you hear what they do to each other?

Ugh...I can't bear the thought of it. Now, I better go review those porn movies in order to better understand their deviant behavior, so I know how to combat it more efficiently.

[LostinVA]

49. I have,it's disgusting!

It took me about 7,237 lezzie movies to figure out EXACTLY what they do... so now I know what to be horrified by. Ugh.

Just remember to watch each movie like 69 times, okay?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

50. Oh I rewind the informative parts and study them again always.

Oh my God, that tongue just went WHERE? I need my smelling salts...

*faints*

[LostinVA]

52. Hmmm... I know... and I never knew

THOSE things came in so many different sizes and colors....

*thud*

[LynneSin]

48. Hey, we have Rehobeth Beach here in Delaware

The heathens

:eyes:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

51. Yeah, my best friend just came back from there...

She even took her boyfriend. I hope they didn't catch "the gay." It's scary enough to think that they might have shared a bed. Oh pray for their souls, will you?

[LynneSin]

53. Damnit, I'm fearful they'll take over Delaware

I mean, if you put together an all-gay army that wouldn't be too difficult

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

54. Delaware would fall to its knees within an hour.

You better be careful.

[LynneSin]

55. Oh that's bad

That's really bad

[ronnykmarshall]

27. I am sooooooooo bad!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x5597732

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

28. I saw and I posted in it.

:thumbsup:

[cobalt1999]

65. Oops. I guess I'm out of the liberal club too.

23' foot powerboat with a big block V8 engine and an SUV to tow it with. Never would have equated liberal to funless, but that's what some people think.

[ComerPerro]

3. You centrist. Don't you know that you can't compromise on any issue

even if it means compromising on certain issues, you can't compromise on certain issues

[LynneSin]

14. You so have my back -I'll be your Robin to your Batman anyday

ComerPerro-->> <<--LynneSin

[LaurenG]

5. Heathen

centrist, eagle loving, dlc'er, with 1000 ipod song titles by milli vanilli. .:sarcasm: In case you're wondering, Pluto made me say that. :hug: :hug:


edit: I forgot the hug, sorry.

[LSK]

7. ok, I dont see it

Is it in your Katherine Harris thread?

[billyskank]

9. Ok

:hug:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

12. Here's a hug from one borderline freeper/DLC lover to another

:hug:

We're in the same boat, Lynne. Same friggin boat.

I'm just surprised we haven't gotten banned yet.

[LynneSin]

19. Ew no hugs from you, you took McNair from me

:cry:

(just kidding, thank you!)

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

21. Hey, I'll put him on the trading block

Just make a fair offer for him! I need a WR.

[Debi]

17. Really Hon, you get what you deserve for going there

:hug: Make better choices next time....

[LynneSin]

20. I would do it again in a heartbeat

I think the democratic party sucks on a good day and really really sucks on their worst day. But even saying that I know that the democratic party that I have loved since I found out that Jimmy Carter was a peanut farmer (peanut butter was my favorite food), I'm not ready to give up on then.

Even on democrats absolutely, horribly, "What the hell were they thinking" worst days are still better than Republicans on their best

[Debi]

23. I hear you

:loveya:

[ronnykmarshall]

22. I'm an "apologist" for Air America ...

and their evil DLC funded plot !

[ScreamingMeemie]

24. No...they have you all wrong...

You're a Freeper Troll.. I just know it!!! I've PM'd all my friends about you and they agree... You are just WAY TOO Over the top with that Liberal thing. You think you have us all snowed... Why, you're probably just a frustrated housewife from Boise...


:hide: :rofl: :loveya: :loveya:

Thanks for fighting the fight so well in GD of late ronnyk!!! :yourock:

[ronnykmarshall]

26. The gals at the sewing circle thank you.

We Boise women can sew like a dream!

[LynneSin]

30. You know Ronny isn't gay - he's a straight as they can be

Actually he's James Dobson in disguise.

Can you imagine the disgust I felt when I found out about Ronny

:hide:



(just kidding - we love you Ronny)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Priyanka and I really aren't going to get married in an inflatable church

because we're both secretly straight. It's all been a ruse to mess with people.

[LynneSin]

34. Well since I never really was ordained to perform the service

I guess this is all a moot point.

But hell, if you have the inflatable church, think of the great republican rallies we could host in it!!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

37. I could tow it behind the Grady White and everyone else could follow

in the other boats. Then, we could set it up on Sandy Point Island and have a big Republican beach rally. Dig up some clams right there and turn it into a great big Republican clam bake.

[LynneSin]

40. You have a boat - you do any water-skiing

God I miss water-skiing. My father took us boating every weekend and we'd do a ton of water-skiing - right in front of Three Mile Island was our regular spot (not kidding)

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

41. I haven't tried it yet.

I do a lot of tubing. My stepdad is into waterskiing though and he does a lot of scuba diving. I only snorkel, but it turns out there's a scuba school near me, so I want to get certified in that. Basically, if it's a watersport, someone in my immediate family does it. We even have a few spearguns, although I have terrible aim with the speargun. It's a good thing the spears have a rope on them or else I would have lost a shitload of them off the CT/RI reefs (I've never hit anything, it's hard to aim when you're swimming around in the ocean).

[ScreamingMeemie]

25. And here, all this time, I thought you were just a common internet troll

Whodda thunk? :shrug:


:hi: :hug:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

29. Am I an internet troll too?

I drive boats, you know...and ATVs...and I like to shoot guns.

[LynneSin]

31. No you're a loser Giants fan which is WORST than being a Centrist

so there

:hide:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

32. Yeah, so says the Eagles fan...

They keep a jail in that stadium for a reason.

[LynneSin]

36. Don't you know how to google damnit

Actually they phased out of the jail with the new stadium. They purposedly made it without any 700 section since that was pretty much the crazed nut job section

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

38. I'm sorry I haven't googled the current means of containing the criminal

Eagles fans.

[LynneSin]

39. I'll google your ass you googleless NYGiants fan

:hide:

This is why I like the lounge, you can spew crap like this but know in the end that the real enemy is the republicans.

BTW, the person who called me a centrist - I said I would be more insulted if I was called a Dallas Cowboy fan

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

42. The only thing worse than an Eagles fan is a Cowboys fan.

Of course, the most rabid Cowboys fan I know also harbors a severe, but inexplicable, hatred of me.

[LynneSin]

43. We may disagree about the best team in the NFL but...

...surely we are united in the most disgustingly worst team - the Dallas Cowboy

[hfojvt]

35. you ... you... (I called her the worst name I could think of)

you gunkie!!!

Bill Cosby telling the story of how whathisname hit him with a slushball!!

[Ramsey]

56. I have multiple strikes against me!

I'm a doctor, which by definition means I am a greedy, money-grubbing miscreant who is in cahoots with Big Pharma to screw all the little people over and fill my own pockets.

I'm a scientific researcher (which means I view with skepticism untested other alternative remedies and anecdotal experiences), which makes me of course a money-grubbing, greedy whore to Big Pharma (even though I practice a specialty that rarely uses drugs).

Because I'm a doctor, I make a decent living, which means I am OBVIOUSLY a bad liberal. You see, you cannot be a liberal and have more than $5 in your pocket on payday. Apparently, the fact that I am a major Democratic donor is evil, because no Democratic candidate should be funded in any way other than $5 individual netroots contributions.

I am a terrible feminist because I refuse to dress like a bag lady, wear make up and actually like to wear high heels!

Oh, I could go on and on....

:evilgrin:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

57. Yeah, but what it really all comes down to is...

do you own a boat?

[LynneSin]

58. She better have a boat by the time I visit her in Tampa

Or else I'm not coming back

:pals:

[Anarcho-Socialist]

64. Have you thought about investigating the skeptics' DU Group?

Your expertise and experience on such matters would be of great value. It's also an interesting read too. http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topics&forum=247

[blondeatlast]

59. Cleanse your soul and confess! You too, all you SUV drivers!

You too, all you Bill Clinton fans! As a high heel and Lancome wearin' blonde, I have seen the light. No more shopping at Nordstrom for me!

You, too, can purge those evil weaknesses and become holier than thou. Your shit need no longer smell, your liberal purity no longer need be sacrificed to the evils of financial constraints, pragmatism, or hedonistic pleasure. Get thee away from that Solara convertible and touch the sacred Prius before ye!

CONFESS AND ACCEPT NOAM CHOMSKY AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOUR, NOW!

In case you haven't guessed, I've been accused m'self.

It's funny now, but will the ones who are so offended by your support of the strongest Dem candidate be laughing in January next year?

BTW: I read the GDP thread at work and could only roll my eyes then. Let me warm up in the Lounge and maybe I'll get in there to defend you--and pragmatics!

[bridgit]

60. pft, i'm a straight up centrist, anyone who thinks that america is not...

governed best from within a state of balance is unbalanced themselves :rofl:

[Broken_Hero]

61. .........

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

62. REPENT SINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anarcho-Socialist]

63. You evil pragmatist you!

How dare you wish for a coherent realistic strategy to win back power for the Democratic Party. You must be purged!!!

:hug:

[carpetbagger]

66. Well, your senator does point out with pride that you live in a slave st.

Mine's much more fun. He just rants about how he wants to marry a turtle.

[derby378]

67. Aw, honey, I don't have anything against centrists per se

You're alright in my book.

:hug: