The generic flame-war thread!

[Padraig18]

I'll start, since we haven't had one in a while...

Your candidate eats kittens!

Next! :P

[terrya]

1. Oh, yeah??

Well, YOUR candidate wears boring looking suits!

God, that was lame. :-) Sorry....

[SadEagle]

2. Well, your candidate is the next...

George the III!

[Padraig18]

3. And your candidate's wife...

.... eats her toenail clippings!

[Booberdawg]

4. Oh yeah??

Well your candidate eats my gym socks!

[Padraig18]

6. better his foot fetish than your candidate's...

... light bulb fetish.

[Booberdawg]

24. Harrumph!

Better his light bulb fetish than your candidates buffalo butt!

[Padraig18]

31. "Buffalo butt"?

This, from a supporter or the original chicken-legged candidate? I laugh...

[dorktv]

5. Your canidate is a two-timing, tax cutter who eats babies!

Um, that is the best I can do.

[arwalden]

7. Quit Stalking Me. You're Stalking Me.

[VolcanoJen]

8. Your candidate is a pretty-boy vacant suit-wearin' wannabe!

So there. :D

I'm describing Chimpy, btw...

[Padraig18]

9. Yeah? So?

At least he doesn't wear frilly panties under his suit like YOUR candidate does.

[arwalden]

12. You Intolerant HOMOPHOBE!!!

Clearly "you" are "afraid" of queers. I'm not the one with the problem because some of my "best" friends are queers.

[Padraig18]

16. Nonsense. I'm not queer, but...

... my boyfriend is. :P

[arwalden]

19. Deleted message

[Robb]

10. Yeah, well your candidate...

...is Joe Lieberman!!

Ouch!

[Wonk]

11. ...

[Renew Deal]

13. Kittens?

[Renew Deal]

14. Kittens?

[Padraig18]

18. You FIEND!

THIS is why God will kill your kitten!

[Wonk]

21. Oh, come on now, you can't be serious...

[terrya]

22. Oh, oh...

The caption on that picture is inducing such feelings of guilt right now...

:-)

[Jackhammer Jesus]

15. GOP-lite!

You reek of stealth-Republicanism. I'm onto you - don't try to deny it!

You and your candidate are smelly conservative SCUM!

OH BTW - NICE AD HOMINEM ATTACKS!

Alert! Alert! Alert! Alert! ...etc

...

:D

[Padraig18]

20. My candidate farts in your general direction.

And I laugh as I watch him try to nuance the obvious odor...

[Jackhammer Jesus]

28. Oh, NOW you gone and did it!

That was totally uncalled for. I was TRYING to be civil, but you had to go and start with the PERSONAL INSULTS, so here's the deal: I'm coming to your house and I'm going to kick you in the shins.

What, you think I'm kidding? Just wait a few hours, I'll be there. Seriously.

Could you, uh, unlock your door? Hang on, I just need to go and get my kicking shoes, and then I'll be on my way.

OR YOU COULD APOLOGIZE!! WHILE THERE'S STILL TIME!!

:P

[Renew Deal]

17. At least my candidate isn't having an affair with Paris Hilton

[Robb]

23. At least my candidate IS having an affair with Paris Hilton!

:P

[Padraig18]

27. That's a LIE!

Your candidate has been impotent since 1994!

[Robb]

29. Of course he's impotent!

You have to be impotent to be a presidential candidate! The office of the president is a very impotent position!! He's a very impotent person!!

[UrbScotty]

25. Clark is irresponsible! He turned his wife on...

...but forgot to turn her off!

[Padraig18]

26. Your candidate...

... steals Christmas candy from orphans!

[jonnyblitz]

30. why do always chastise supporters of your candidate for

attacking other candidates when the supporters of other candidates don't extend the same courtesy to you??? Explain that one to me?!?! :crazy:

[Padraig18]

32. E=MC squared.

Your candidate didn't know that, either.

[Padraig18]

33. Your candidate would invade Mexico!

He wants to control the world guacamole supply, the fiend!