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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 12:03 PM
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I just beat my boss on the head with an empty PET softdrink bottle.
Hard.

Ask me anything.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 12:07 PM
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1. What are you gonna do with the body?
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ohiosmith Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 12:09 PM
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2. Hey dude! Some guys just got arrested for that in Wisconsin.
Edited on Thu Sep-07-06 12:12 PM by ohiosmith
http://www.madison.com/wsj/home/local/index.php?ntid=97...
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 12:43 PM
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3. Threw it on the trash, of course.
The bottle, I mean.

Try that yourself -- screw the lid of an empty 2-liter (or so) PET bottle very tight and hit yourself on the head with it. You'll see it doesn't hurt at all.
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Commie Pinko Dirtbag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Sep-07-06 03:21 PM
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4. Hm.; Perhaps it's not as harmless as I thought.
Now he's singing "Ring my Bell" by Anita Ward, but saying "Lick" instead of "Ring" and "Balls" instead of "Bell."

Should I hit him again?
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