Post your impure thoughts.

[ohiosmith]

[billyskank]

1. Dude, there aren't enough hours in the day for that

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

2. Then go and sin no more.

[billyskank]

3. Oh, actual sins are quite thin on the ground

I'd be up for a little more of that, to be honest. It's just thoughts about sins that I have too much of.

[graywarrior]

4. Guess what I'm thinking about.....

[crim son]

5. Mikey. n/t

[miss_american_pie]

22. ...

:hug:

[crim son]

30. As always, you are kind.

:loveya:

[Mutley]

6. Sigh.

I don't want to get this thread locked.

:evilgrin:

[lizziegrace]

7. Can't

but trust me, they're there. Can't get a particular individual out of my head (or heart.) :(

[reyd reid reed]

35. Awwwww, sweetie

:hug::hug::hug:

:loveya:

[Left Is Write]

8. Muddy drinking water. That's impure, right?

[NewWaveChick1981]

9. If I did, your thread would be locked and I'd be banned.

:evilgrin: Let's just say my pics and naughty posts are the tip of a very, very large iceberg. :P

[lizziegrace]

10. Hey y'all

she's got a beautiful southern accent too. Read it and drool!

:hug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Thank y'all, sweetie!

:hug: I hope I could help. Keeping my fingers crossed that all turns out well for the two of you.

:hi: :hug:

[ohiosmith]

11. Go my daughter and sin some more.

[NewWaveChick1981]

15. Your wish is my command.

:evilgrin: :bounce:

[billyskank]

32. If you ever, ah, want somebody to sin with

:evilgrin:

:loveya:

[Guava Jelly]

12. All of them??

Shit! that could take a few days.

[ohiosmith]

16. Days? My guess is weeks.

[Guava Jelly]

17. I'm busted!!

:rofl:

[LSK]

13. one persons impure thoughts are the next persons religion

[ThomCat]

18. Is it okay if my impure thoughts involve certain DUers?

:blush:

Um, maybe I'll keep these to myself. :P

[LeftyMom]

20. you too, eh?

:blush:

[ThomCat]

21. But you're Allowed to have impure thoughts about

one particular DUer. Hell, I'm sure you're even encouraged. :P

I guess that doesn't help over the distance though. x(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

19. A very large portion of my brain is devoted to being impure.

To even begin to list those thoughts would result in this thread being locked.

[ThomCat]

23. But would probably make and awesome smut novel.

:P

There aren't nearly enough good smut novels in the world.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

25. I should write one.

Two things I consider myself highly qualified to write about are smut and gratuitous drug use, so I could probably write a pretty decent smut novel.

[reyd reid reed]

24. If I did that,

this thread would get locked so fast it'd make your head spin.

:evilgrin:

[taterguy]

26. Sometimes I enjoy having access to a car

My pure environmentalist principles have now been shot to hell

[LaraMN]

27. No way! I'm saving them up for a gratuitous verbal orgy!

When that day comes, lo, thou shalt be shaken to thy core...

:scared: :bounce:

[ThomCat]

31. Please let us know so we can clear out calendars.

:P

"thou shalt be shaken to thy core..." Damn, I'm sure nobody will want to miss that.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

28. My dear ohiosmith.......

Impure thoughts?

Hell, I got you all beat..........

Sweet little pure CaliforniaPeggy........woofuckinghoo! :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

29. Say three Hail Mary's, two Our Father's, and bring the potato salad

to the picnic next Sunday.

[Guava Jelly]

33. I cant tell To many of the ladys i have impure thoughts about are here

:evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

34. Say four Hail Mary's and six Our Father's for every lady you have had

an impure thought about. Or, bring the beer to the picnic next Sunday.

[Guava Jelly]

36. It should take at least that long to recite the hail Marys

see what i mean.

[TOhioLiberal]

37. I'm not on there?

...I'm hurt...:( ;) :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

38. Must have ran out of spaces

:)

[TOhioLiberal]

39. I'll forgive you...

...this time. Don't let it happen again, bub! :rofl::rofl:

[ohiosmith]

40. HEY! I'll do any forgiven to be done here. Now scram.

[TOhioLiberal]

41. forgive me?

...I'm naughty too...:)

[ohiosmith]

42. Go and sin no more.

[lizziegrace]

49. I'm not either

:cry:

[Callalily]

43. My impure thoughts

just get me into trouble. :cry: I've been suffering from the fall out all day. I'm going to do my damnedest to sin no more!

[ohiosmith]

44. My poor child. Climb up her on my lap and tell Father all about it.

[Deja Q]

45. I'd rather experience them than to talk about them...

When I talk, I only get empty flirts.

And what I'm thinking is only meant for the one I want to love.

[ohiosmith]

46. Thinking the sin equals committing the sin. Say five Hail Mary's, two Our

Father's and bring some chicks to the picnic next Sunday.

[Deja Q]

47. Will Father grill the chicks?

:9 :evilgrin:

[ohiosmith]

48. Father will provide them with appropriate instruction on how to properly

serve the clergy.