BIG GUN... APPLY DIRECTLY TO YOUR FOREHEAD.

[Richardo]

:D A copycat whose time has come.

[underpants]

1. Seven-six-two millimeter. Full metal jacket.

[billyskank]

2. I didn't know they stacked shit that high!

:rofl:

[underpants]

3. WHAT EVER YOU DO DON'T FALL DOWN

THAT WOULD BREAK MY F**KING HEART!

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

5. Do you believe I never watched that movie? -nt

[hippywife]

8. When it first came out

I took my little brother to see it to keep him from joining the Marines with his buddy. It worked, too.

[graywarrior]

11. My departed mother's favorite expression besides

"go piss up a rope."

[CanuckAmok]

15. Hell, I like you....

...you can come over to my house and fuck my sister.

[mduffy31]

10. Love that movie

"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?"

"Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke pieca' shit Private Pyle, or did you have to work on it?"

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you." (one of my favorites)


Here you can get the best quotes from Sgt Hartman here: http://hallpass.com/media/sgthartmansbdeluxe.html

[ChickMagic]

12. Those lips! Those eyes!

How very Mansonesque!

[ChickMagic]

4. May I just say, once again...

:yourock:
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[dolo amber]

6. You've got a big gun

:yoiks:

[Richardo]

9. !!

That's just what I told the babe at the 976 number. How would you kn....hey wait a minute!

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

7. Your lips.

Apply directly to my ass.

:evilgrin:

[ContraBass Black]

13. Yes, that's it exactly.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=5595335&mesg_id=5603695

[Richardo]

14. If the other one can be kicked....

:)

[Tyler Durden]

16. I THINK THE BEST PART OF YOU RAN DOWN YOUR MOMMA'S LEG!!

I THINK YOU BEEN CHEATED!!