CAPTION - Clay Aiken finally receives his Bachelor of Dorkology degree

[MrScorpio]

His controversial thesis, "Sickeningly sappy pop tunes and their effect on the human genome" was a highly anticipated read given his almost win on the television show, American Idol.

But when prompted to speak to the audience about his research during the graduation ceremony, he declined but instead began signing a stirring rendition of Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young's song ,"Our House".

By the end of the first stanza, six members of the audience had erupted in a flash of spontaneous human combustion.

"I think that THIS proves my point", said Aiken as he departed the stage.

[MrScorpio]

1. Don't tell me I failed to strike a nerve here

Clay doesn't rate any captions?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. If I had any kind of frame of reference as to who he is, I might

have had one or two.... but, failing that, sorry.

[MrScorpio]

5. Clay Aiken, from instant fame to obscurity in twelve easy steps

This "American Idol" ought to write a book instead of doing a boring ass CD

[Braden]

3. no for the last time I am not Thom Yorke

Thom Yorke has actually done someting with his life. I finished second on a game show.

[kanrok]

4. Geez, I would have thought he had his Masters by now.

[short bus president]

6. masters in gay porn

beginning and end of this person's "career."

[T Bone]

7. My caption

"I want to congratulate the graduates of Great Clips for Hair 6 week course, and want you to know I humbly accept my honorary degree in dorky hairstyle."

[MrScorpio]

8. LOL

Great use of the "Dorky" theme, I must say