Post here the fictionalized story of your life

[LynneSin]

Me? Well I was born in a family of great wealth and power and I can use my brain to telepathically give you goose bumps (see check your arms you probably have goosebumps right now). At one point Jimmy Page actually considered me for the lead singer of Led Zeppelin but ultimately felt that a female couldn't possibly do justice to their band but agreed to record my song "Stairway to Heaven" (bastard never gave me credit for writing it). Today I travel the world adding to my collection of Coors Light cans found around the world while I await the next copy of Vanity Fair with the picture of my baby I had with Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise has agreed to leave Scientology and join a rare religious cult that worships the Tuna

[graywarrior]

1. I'm married to Bob Dylan.

We have one child. His name is Lukas.

[hippywife]

9. you really need to

seek some help, woman! LOL :rofl:

Good to see you back and posting again!

[graywarrior]

10. I need a good.........

PS Thanks

[LynneSin]

11. I'm Mrs. Robert Plant

although I did mention I had that damn kid with Tom Cruise - I don't know what the hell I was thinking there

[redqueen]

2. I was born a poor black child...

[hunter]

3. I was born a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

Hollywood.

My grandparents were rocket scientists, my parents were explorers.

I grew up to be a space pirate.

I met my wife at a Star Trek convention.

(I always enjoyed Star Trek conventions because I didn't have to pretend to be human.)

We got married, I quit being a pirate, and pretty much it's been happily ever after.

[khashka]

4. Do I have to do this? OK!

I was born in a manger in Bethlehem. My childhood was not exceptional. I went to Smith on a Lacrosse scholarship. Where I became a dedicated lesbian. However, I now concentrate on my job as a state senator. I do find time to jog 5 miles a day, shirtless. Well, it helps justify my bodyguards' paychecks when random strangers throw themselves at me in a frenzy of lust. Despite my dedicated lesbianism the lead singer of Laibach has asked me to marry him and promised he'll growl at me in German. And I wrote all of Tori Amos's songs.


Khash.

[derby378]

20. This is how Laiach's lead signer looks like in SOUTH PARK

Enjoy!



Eja, eja, alala!

[Deja Q]

5. I was a rich black lesbian boy who grew up to marry Bob Dylan and become

the head of the KKK while outsourcing Tiger Woods' job to outer Mongolia, in order to save Nike hundreds of millions of dollars. :crazy: :silly:

[graywarrior]

7. I knew Bob was sleeping around.

[ComerPerro]

24. that was you?

[kwassa]

6. Born on a mountaintop in Tennessee

The greenest state in the land of the free
Raised in the woods so's I knew ev'ry tree
Kilt him a b'ar when I was only three
Kwassa, Kwassa Crockett, king of the wild frontier

[Guava Jelly]

8. I was born in Drunkards Holler , Georgia..In 1868

I was a slave..Although I was white I wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer and Mom and Dad were pranksters.
I remember the time they had me milk a titmouse...Hell that took a while to master. But I did!!!
I lost my virginity in 1923...No I never had sex..Virginity was my girl.She got consumed by a rabid Yack.
Life was hard back then but we did what we could!!
:)

[Guava Jelly]

13. Kick for my life story!!

Damn it!! I was somebody!!!
:rofl:

[Liberalynn]

12. I was born an Olympian Goddess.

Actually my mother is Aprhodite. I pen steamy love stories and share them with couples whose relationships are on the rocks in hopes of reigniting their tenderest emotions and steamiest passions.

I'll admit it doesn't sound like much but then the Olympian powers have become a bit deluted through the generations. Plus mother's got a bit of an envious side, she doesn't want any one stealing her thunder.

I really shouldn't be telling you this. My mission is supposed to be top secret, under cover. After all no one is supposed to know the Olympian gods and goddesses were real and not just myth, and that we still exist. Oh well, I was always known as the biggest blabber mouth in the known universe, if they wanted to keep it a secret they never should have sent me.

Got to go, I see the guests for my party are arriving. All the sexiest guys in Hollywood, and me the only female entity in sight, guess I will just have to be a busy little bee and keep them all entertained!

Bye

[lost-in-nj]

14. Woke up, went to Atlantic City

played the slots won a Million dollars
I was set for life but I invested it all in an ABC movie about 911 and lost it all
due to low viewership and sponsors pulling out
:crazy:


lost

[graywarrior]

15. I am Brit Hume's love slave.

I have been ever since Rush left him for Man Coulter, who has been Katherine Harris's makeup consultant ever since Katie Couric fired her for having "interviews" with Sean Hannity without her prior consent, causing Matt Lauer to resort to Tom Cruise abuse.

Brit wears socks with garters.

[LynneSin]

16. My question is this - the shit-stain on Brit Hume's nose

George Bush or Dick Cheney?

And as his love slave, doesn't it kinda um stink a bit?

[graywarrior]

17. Cheney's

I'm dead when we'er together.

[ComerPerro]

23. I heard Brit was really into BDSM, and liked anal

[LynneSin]

27. Why do you think the TSA allows KY Jelly in carry-on luggage

I mean, Brit Hume does travel

(oh that's so bad, I'm so tired and this tread will get so locked)

[graywarrior]

28. Nah. He's a girlscout.

[ComerPerro]

31. Yeah, I heard that he likes to role play like that, too

[LynneSin]

32. Ok, now you guys are just making me nauseous

:puke:

[Redstone]

18. Fiction would be believable. The truth wouldn't.

Redstone

[bertha katzenengel]

19. Following the murder of her

(fill-in-the-blank with evil relative), Bertha was sentence to life in prison without parole and lived out the remainder of her days as a stand-up comedian, author of children's books, and director of a TNR program on prison grounds. She died in peace.

[BlueStorm]

21. Well...

I was born in another dimension, a parallel Earth where Bush is Emperor and there is a caste system and slavery. I have the ability to psionically control the weather and I can travel in between this dimension and mine. I am a member of a resistance group called the Democratic Underground, where we try to infiltrate government and change the coda. We also rescue those of the Suburbanite and Urbanite class that have been captured either for "wrong papers" (the most common kind)have lost their jobs and income, or just plain kidnapped. We infiltrate the slave processing and selling centers in the guise of prospective buyers.

I am able to travel between dimensions courtesy of the Nucleidans, an advanced civilization that is subterran and thrive on nuclear energy.

They also help with slave rescues as some of their people get kidnapped and put to work in nuclear (or as Bush pronoucnes it, nucular) factories.

I orignally live in the Orleans Democratic States consisting of what would be your Southern states as well as Haiti and the DR. However I travel everywhere in the Empirical States of America fulfilling my missions.

I am not married, have no children. I consider myself a lesbian, which is not a problem in the Orleans Democratic States as homosexual marriages are legal. I hold a Master's in criminal justices, I am a prominent lawyer in the capital city of New Orleans.

I travel to this dimension mainly for respite, and I am dismayed that your Bush is so much like ours, I do hope that your Democratic Republic systems stays strong.



Gah!!! I am so tired right now I can't even think straight, but god I have such a comic book mind!!! LOL!!! Isn't this kinda stupid though?


Blue

[ComerPerro]

25. how do you tell the two dimensions apart?

they sound pretty similar

[BlueStorm]

30. There are certain economic and enviromental differences...

In almost every town and city of the Empirical States there are slave centers where thralls are processed and purchased. Plus when you see Bush on TV in my dimension he is most likely to be seen wearing pompous royal clothes whereas the Bush in this dimension is most likely wearing casual clothes or suits. We have "Ministries" like England does.

Also the Orleans Democratic State is more advanced and richer due to the fact that they have large oil wells, wells that would last at least a couple of millenia. Emperor Bush desires to reclaim the Orleans Democratic States. (This region was once part of the ES but seceded about 20 years ago. Three years later the oil wells were discovered.) He actually has tried three preemptive strikes against the ODS only to be met with failure.

I hope this answers your question. There are more notable differences as well, however it is quite late and I must go to bed.

Farewell,

Weather Mondacicci.

*From the mind of BlueStorm*

[ComerPerro]

22. Well, I came from a simple Texas family

we didn't have much money, just regular folk. My daddy was a salesman for an oil company.

Based on my good grades and reputation for hard work, I was able to get accepted into Yale, where I was very well liked and into sports. When I graduated in 68, I decided to do my patriotic duty and join the Armed Forces, since we were in a war. So I joined the Air Force and became a Fighter Pilot in Vietnam.

Upon returning from the war, I decided to go to Harvard for my MBA. I graduated in 1975, and then went on to found several successful businesses and oil companies.

When my father ran for president in 1988, I managed his campaign and many credit his victory to my leadership and wisdom and business savvy.

After that, I bought a baseball team, and steered them to just as much success as I had taken all my other business ventures.

I decided to run for Governor of Texas, my home state, in 1994, and was re-elected in 1998. I would be the first governor in Texas history to do so.

I ran for President in 2000 after my strong speaking skills and moral clarity helped me win the Republican nomination, and beat Democrat Al Gore in a legitimate election.

I had some success my first year, I was able right away to pass tax cuts for that part of our population who needs it most. But it would not come soon enough, because the previous president left us in a recession and people were broke.

Just as my tax cuts for the needy Americans was pulling us out of the recession, and just after my well-deserved month of vacation, America was attacked by terrorists who hate our freedoms, again thanks to the incompetence of my predecessor.

But, right after the attacks, I stepped up and showed the country what a leader I was, and soon led our country into a very successful war against a country whose population looks similar in skin tone to the people who committed the terrorism.

I am married to wonderful woman who has given me two twin daughters, both of whom were very serious students and are very hard workers, and overall good Americans.

Oh, yeah, and I read three Shakespeares.

[derby378]

26. I was born 20 years before I was actually born

I bought my first house when I was four years old. Three years later, I tackled my elementary school principal because I perceived he was doing a grave injustice to my sworn enemy at the time. After getting paddled soundly, I won the state spelling bee, but bought the farm at the national finals when trying to spell ytterbium. As soon as I turned legal, I lost my virginity to a woman 20 years my senior, and she became my teacher - and student - of love. I majored in chemistry at college, although I had a strange aversion to certain rare earth elements. While hitchhiking through England, I met a young Kate Bush at a music store and told her, "Go with the Fairlight. You'll never make five pounds playing a Synclavier." I inspired Edward Witten to develop M-theory because I couldn't stop saying "Mmmmmm-mmmmm-mmmmm" after eating an especially good cannoli. I eventually married David Bowie's muse, and together we raise mountain lions on the West Texas plains.

[Mutley]

29. Me and Dinsdale Piranha were born,

on probation, in this small house in Kipling Road, Southwark, the eldest sons in a family of sixteen. Our father Arthur Piranha, a scrap-metal dealer and TV quizmaster, was well known to the police, and a devout Catholic. In January 1928 he had married Kitty Malone, an up-and-coming Eastend boxer. I was born in February 1929 and Dinsdale two weeks later; and again a week after that.