Fuck Choteau MT right in the ear

[jpgray]

http://maps.google.com/maps?oi=map&q=Choteau,+MT

I was hungry like the proverbial "crazy bear" going into the Bob Marshall one time, and I was not sufficiently filled up by their "crazy bear" stack of pancakes.

[swag]

1. "There's a young man with a chip on his shoulder,

but a good soldier knows when to knock it off."

- General Boy

[Ptah]

2. I dare you to say that in Choteau.

Phht

[Susang]

3. Where is the ear, anyway?

I don't see it on the map. :shrug:

[Ptah]

4. I don't know about the ear, but

Teton County Seat: Choteau

[Ediacara]

22. Funny thing is, there's a Choteau County, but Choteau aint in it

[Ptah]

25. But wait, there's more. Deer Lodge is not in Deer Lodge county.

[Ediacara]

26. I got a speeding ticket in Deer Lodge

I had to send it to the Powell County Sherrif....

[Ptah]

28. Deer Lodge is the home of the state prison

:scared:

Glad you made it out of there!

[swag]

5. I hung out at the Burger King when I was in Pittsburgh.

There was nothing to do there, and the restroom smelled like shit.

Pittsburgh is suck city.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. It wasn't the restroom you were smelling.

It was Pittsburgh. That whole "city" is a mistake.

[jpgray]

6. The Dakotas? Like the Koreas--N is ugly, S is tacky

Put that in your Sportage and smoke it you husking sons of bitches.

[Ptah]

7. On re-reading your post, I feel compelled to apologise.

People in Montana often think visitors have the sense
to judge their own nutritional needs.
Maybe next time you could carry a sign or card that says:

"I can't take care of myself"


Good luck.

[jpgray]

8. I applaud your treating this thread like the deadly serious business it is

:patriot:

[Ptah]

10. Sometimes I'm the bug, sometimes I'm the windshield

[jpgray]

12. I love Choteau

But I also like the new Lounge trend of bashing entire cities of people based on wholly anecdotal bad experiences.

[Ptah]

14. How could you love that stinkhole?

I mean, David Letterman lives there.

What are you thinking?

:shrug:

[jpgray]

16. I don't think, I go to school

[jpgray]

11. Weed, CA--you're as lame as the torpid puns on your gift shop t-shirts

When a north CA town has Yreka envy that's almost worse than Eureka envy. You know it deserves to be wholesale written off as a piece of geography.

[Wetzelbill]

13. Fuck Cut Bank too!!!

I am cursed by that damn Penguin!

[Ptah]

15. Screw the whole prairie

Who needs wheat or oil?

[CaliforniaPeggy]

18. Well, really!

We don't need that stuff, do we, my dear Ptah!

:hug:

[Ptah]

19. We should even do without the train

:hug:

Look at what the Great Northern Railway built:



For shame.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

24. My dear Ptah.........

Oh, no......let's keep the train!

After all, it was the train that brought me west from Illinois when I was a little girl........

Four days and nights........

It was wonderful .......

And I love your second pic....what the train built!

We need our trains!

:hug:

[jpgray]

17. St Cloud, MN--your technical high school alumni are technically fucksticks

And literally and figuratively fucksticks too. Meet you at the Skatin' Place, or Bravo Burritos! Check out my band at the Java Z, and despair.

[jpgray]

20. DuBois WY--learn how to pronounce your own fucking town's name

Either that or stop stealing what belongs to W.E.B., you racists.

[Ediacara]

21. I've spent a lot of time in Choteau

It's dinosaur central. There's a couple of "fancy" restaurants, a good bar, but a lot of garbage bars and restarants. If you want any good food, go to Rex's (miniaturized) grocery store. Or, the icecream parlor near the Old Trail Museum. You can't miss it:

[Ptah]

23. Cool. Ever see Freezeout Lake?

http://fwp.mt.gov/content/3209,500,500.jpg

[Ediacara]

27. hmm possibly

We camped near the Pishkin Reservoir, is it near there?

[jpgray]

29. I have wall-to-wall good memories of Choteau

I just hoped this thread would be so over the top no one would take it seriously. :D I find it weird when DUers wholesale dismiss a town based on a few anecdotal experiences.

[Ediacara]

30. My old advisor here in Bozeman, Dave V.

Used to live in Choteau. He told us which bars were ok, and what to do, but told us by no means should we go to the Wagon Wheel.

[grasswire]

31. I remember that ice cream parlor

but I wonder what the poster later in this thread meant about avoiding the Wagon Wheel. Too rowdy?