No, really, he just wanted to talk to Mr. Ed.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

Posted without comment, because frankly I can't think of anything to say... :rofl:

Horse pervert locked up for breaching bail
Sep 6 2006

By Rob Kennedy, The Evening Chronicle

Twisted Mark Woollen was locked up in disgrace after being found lurking at the stables where he sexually interfered with a horse.

He had been banned from every field in Britain and put on a strict curfew after admitting the offence.

But while on bail awaiting sentence Woollen was spotted cycling by East Benton Stables, where the offence took place, at dawn on Saturday.

More at: http://icnewcastle.icnetwork.co.uk/chroniclelive/eveningchronicle/tm_objectid=17694724%26method=full%26siteid=50081%26headline=horse%2dpervert%2dlocked%2dup%2dfor%2dbreaching%2dbail-name_page.html

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

1. I believe there is a rise in horse perverts due to the availability of

bestial acts on the internet.

BTW, I love how the article just flat out says that the dude is twisted. And leave it to the Brits to use the term, "sexually interfered with a horse."

[Jamastiene]

2. Poor horses. First Chimpy tries to "milk" a male horse

(can we call him a horse wanker?)now this. What would make someone sexually attracted to a horse?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

3. You ever think perhaps it was the horse that came on to him?

Hey, it could happen... :shrug:

:evilgrin:

[Jamastiene]

5. "Neigh...

Whinny. Howdy fake cowboy. Wanna 'milk me,' eh?" I can just hear that horse now. I still remember Chimpy and Laura watching the elephants humping and smiling so big. They are some sick fuckers, ya know?

[LeftyMom]

4. I have a perfect way of dealing with "horse perverts"

Let's just make it perfectly legal for them to have sex with horses provided 1. they catch 2. they forego the right to get thier bleeding ass stitched back together afterward. I seem to recall a guy in Washington died that way, perhaps we should send his equine companion on tour.

[Neoma]

6. =O