Oh man...there's a "Best of the Best 4?" I'm in bad movie heaven.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

:popcorn:

(Well, actually I'm snacking on brown rice sprinkled with gomasio and a spray of Bragg's liquid aminos, but whatever.)

I don't recall ever having seen "Best of the Best 3, but I own the first two on video. I love me some bad martial arts movies.

[Broken_Hero]

1. speaking of horrible kung fu movies

have you ever seen/heard of a movie called "Crippled Masters?" I never watched it, but the preview for it was on my Necronomicon movie, and Crippled Masters looks to me, to be the hands down worst kung fu flick ever. The main actors were all cripple, either missing legs/arms/fingers, and they used kung fu, it looked to be a complete cheese fest.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

2. I've heard of it, but I've never seen it.

Personally, I feel one of the ultimate bad martial arts movies is "Drunken Master," the original one that Jackie Chan made. It's great. He gets all his power from alcohol and he's useless without it. Oddly enough though, Drunken Man Kung-Fu is a legitimate style.

[Broken_Hero]

4. wow, I too have seen the original drunken master

and it put me in stitches...:rofl: I remember in the movie, he was under...a stage, getting the crap kicked out of him, and bottles of liqour were broken on top of the stage, and he started drinking the booze as it seeped through the cracks, and he was grabbing bottles, and pounding booze left/right...:)

[Neoma]

3. Wait, is that a title of a movie?

Because i've never heard of it. }(

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

5. Yes, a very bad martial arts movie.

With a Russian enemy counterfeiting US money, a corrupt police force and the good guy Korean cop that throws away the guns & knives to defeat people with his bare hands.

[Broken_Hero]

6. are you watching the fx channel?

I just realized the movie you were talking about was on tee vee...

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

7. Yeah, I'm watching FX.