The Worst Analogies Ever Written in a High School Essay

[Oeditpus Rex]

My nephew just tipped me to this. Thanks, dØØd! :thumbsup:



They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.

He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.

She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.

The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.

:rofl:

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[Neoma]

1. Hahaha.

[NMMNG]

2. Eeewwww

Her hair glistened in the rain like nose hair after a sneeze.

x(

[reyd reid reed]

3. *giggle*

I love getting those things in e-mail. They're fuckin' hilarious but, at the same time they make my brain hurt.

'Course that's usually fairly easy to accomplish.

:rofl:

[Robeson]

4. OMG! Those sound like great lines for a Film Noir movie...

...:rofl: