The most fucked up thing I have seen in my life

[KFC]

Top this. Props to Momgonepostal and XNASA

[amitten]

1. Oh no no no no no no no........... n/t

[NewWaveChick1981]

2. OMFG!!! I saw one of those albums at a yard sale about fifteen years ago,

and I had the same reaction you did. :scared: :yoiks: :rofl: Very, very fucked up.... :yoiks:

[Gormy Cuss]

3. This post would be so much better with audio files attached. n/t

[Sugar Smack]

4. You want too much.

;-)

[Gormy Cuss]

6. Oh, admit it.

Wouldn't you like to hear Geraldine and Ricky sing the song about the liquor store?

:rofl:

[Sugar Smack]

8. And "A Million Dollars". And "The Lord's Nickel"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: OK, you're absolutely flat-out right!

[Lance_Boyle]

23. I'd rather hear 'He Touched Me'

Sounds kinky.

[Sugar Smack]

24. Geraldine sings that one all by herself.

I wonder if she's talking about the lil' golfer. :wow:

[texanwitch]

33. Somebody is being touched in that small left hand picture.

:rofl:

[azmouse]

5. OMG!!! I won't be able to sleep tonight....

That is just freaking creepy!

[Jamastiene]

7. I couldn't help but wretch as I read this.

I've been nauseated all day. This didn't help, but I just had to click the link. Damn me and my curiosity. :puke:

[Sugar Smack]

12. "Words could not express the love Geraldine radiates with little Ricky"

And Dave's working on Ricky's handicap!

:spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: :spray: I'm sorry, pookie. I know you're scared.

[Jamastiene]

19. ROFLAMO.

I damn near spit drink all over my keyboard. Damn, yer good.

[Sugar Smack]

29. You realize I can never call you "dollface" again after this, right?

:D :pals: :pals: :pals:

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. ahhhh ventriloquist dummies are one of my biggest fears

I think I've seen one too many horror movies/Twilight Zone episodes because I think that they will come to life and terrorize me...especially Christian fundamentalist dummies...the wooden ones, not the live ones lol

[hyphenate]

66. Oh, I'm worried about

the live ones even more! :rofl:

[XNASA]

10. "Dave gives Ricky his first golf lesson"

I wonder what Dave is up to these days?

[Sugar Smack]

14. Teaching Ricky to drive a car.

:scared: :scared: :scared:

[NewWaveChick1981]

20. I wonder if Ricky's any better at it than Toonces, the Driving Cat?

:rofl: :P

:hi:

[Sugar Smack]

26. I shudder to think of the "back seat action" Ricky's getting!

:scared: :scared: :scared: :scared: :scared:


Hey sweetykins! :* :hi: :loveya:

[NewWaveChick1981]

28. The splinters could be murder...

:rofl: :yoiks:

Hi yourself, dahling! :hi: :*

[Sugar Smack]

30. If they're "tree-huggers" they're probably used to it!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :patriot:

[NewWaveChick1981]

32. ROFLMFAO!!!

:rofl: :rofl: Damn, you made me spit-take my green tea!!! :rofl: :applause:

[Sugar Smack]

47. w00t11!1!11! Mission accomplished!

:woohoo: :woohoo: :bounce: :bounce: :toast:

[RebelOne]

11. Here's the Liquor Store bit.

http://www.bizarrerecords.com/galleries/dummies/Geraldine2.html

[XNASA]

22. ????

I'd love to hear them tell the Aristocrat joke.

[texanwitch]

35. That's just to good.

This is why I come to DU, would I find this posting.

[Sugar Smack]

45. OMG!!!

:spray: :rofl: *somebody get me off this floor!*

[drm604]

68. bizarrerecords.com

RebelOne,
That website is great, I could spend hours on there. Thanks!

[Love Bug]

13. "Three Little Trees" runs for almost 13 minutes. Must be the

"American Pie" of it's genre! :D

[noonwitch]

15. If they're still around, they could get booked at Jesus Camp!

A very disturbing album cover, though.

[johnnie]

16. Oh shit! Ricky was doll-knapped

Where Is Ricky?
Ventriloquist Geraldine Ragan (of Geraldine & Ricky fame) has traveled extensively since 1967 with her little friend Ricky. Ricky is 42 inches tall and about the size of a seven-year-old little boy. He is made of bass wood with the likeness of a little boy who has bright shiny eyes, a big smile, dark hair and a personality full of mischief, joy and excitement.

On June 6, 2005, Geraldine left Richmond, VA, on Delta flight #1807 flying to Atlanta. Later, she would board Delta flight #1671 in Atlanta to head to Birmingham, AL. While checking in at Richmond, the agent handling Geraldine's luggage noticed that the agent next to her put the wrong tag on Geraldine' suitcase. Geraldine's agent caught the mistake and said, "Oh, that's mine." She then pulled off the tag and handed it back to the other agent.



IF Ricky did arrive in Birmingham, it might be possible that he was picked up by mistake. If this has happened, please notify Geraldine by calling her office at [phone]. Geraldine is offering a reward of $3000.00 for Ricky's safe return.




http://www.josephschell.com/fest/archives/000348.html

[Sugar Smack]

17. Geraldine needs to put Ricky's face on a milk carton.

Problem solved. :thumbsup:

[regnaD kciN]

60. He once was lost, but now he's found...

...or at least I assume he must have been, since the dynamic duo are featured entertainment for a "Christian cruise" :eyes: next January.

(Better not suggest to them that they might want to check on that ship -- Carnival has quite a reputation for what they might call "debauchery," and, if I recall correctly, has run a few gay cruises in the past. Who knows what may have taken place on those stateroom beds you're lying in...?)

[displacedtexan]

18. Tears. Can't breathe. Ribs hurt.

And it's all your fault, KFC!

I'm going to post your pics in my Snarky Sermon on the Blog
this Sunday.

Damn, that hurts!

[Sugar Smack]

52. I like your sig, by the way.

:D

[YankeyMCC]

21. Isn't it common practice to Warn People about Graphic pix?

There's no way I'm going get through the night now without a nightmare or two.

[bif]

25. Dave should watch out for splinters

During his "putting" lessons

[Sugar Smack]

27. I was going to say something about "woody". Luckily, I refrained.

:yoiks:

[Sugar Smack]

31. This makes Shari Lewis look like a Harvard professor.

:scared:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

34. Listen, Son.

I mean the album cover. "Listen, Son."

[texanwitch]

36. Little Ricky looks just creepy.

:(

[underpants]

37. No kidding- just think about that threesome

:scared:

[LaraMN]

38. Oh my God. My husband knows them!

He was best friends with their son.
I am dead serious.

[LaraMN]

39. P.S. My husband also says that their oldest son is a porn actor

in California.

:rofl: :rofl:

[MountainLaurel]

41. Now, there's a surprise

NOT.

[LaraMN]

43. Oh, I've heard lots of stories, believe me...

they lived across the street from my husband's family, in Sarasota. My husband and their younger son got into a lot of trouble.

[mitchum]

65. So, I guess woodmen run in the family?

[KFC]

42. Your husband was best friends with a little wooden boy?

I'm not being judgmental, it is just out of the realm of my imagination. But I do think trees are cool.

[LaraMN]

44. Nut!

They had two other, non-wooden, boys. Geraldine used to perform her ventriloquism act on cruise ships, and her husband was a golf pro. Their kids were...quite the characters, from what I've been told.

[Lydia Leftcoast]

55. So did they constantly tell Little Ricky...

"Mom always liked you best"?

[Avalux]

40. "Words cannot express the love Geraldine radiates with Little Ricky"

WTF???? :rofl: :scared:

[Benfea]

46. I didn't know Michael Jackson is that short!

Oh wait, that's a ventriloquist dummy.

[u4ic]

48. I may top you here

There's something infinitely creepy about this:

[Sugar Smack]

49. Nooooo Honey!

I just got back from Balkan dancing & beer & will have nightmares; you were right, I think that tops it! :cry:

[u4ic]

51. A tender moment with a woody

isn't that sweet? :P


A hug for you, luv. :hug: :loveya:

[Sugar Smack]

54. Beverly just doesn't look like Erick's type.

They have the same ecstatic looks on their faces but I fear that's all they have in common. Oh, Geeze. Thanks for the hug, sweetheart! :hug: :hug: :hug:

[u4ic]

58. And the same makeup artist!

:7

[Robeson]

50. Yes, that is "infinitely creepy".....

...Does she know he's not really real? Or is she actually praying with a dummy?...:crazy: :yoiks:

[u4ic]

53. Then which one

would be the 'dummy'? :scared:

[Robeson]

56. Holy Shit! That is scary....

...even metaphysical...:scared:

[NMMNG]

57. Someone let me know when it's safe to come out from behind the couch

[Broken_Hero]

59. Nah, I've seen worse...a lot worse

thats why I'm blind...:)

[TK421]

61. They may have thought Ricky was cute back then, but check THIS guy out!

I say no contest!

[Momgonepostal]

62. Thank you for the props but...

I don't know if its an honor or not to have shown you the most F-ed up thing you've ever seen on your life. Sorry, man! :-)

[SKKY]

63. Never been more frightened in my life....

...I have the same feeling I did when I watched that Anthony Hopkins movie "Magic". "Words could never express the love that
Geraldine radiates with little Ricky."???? :wtf: is that sick shit all about? What is she doing with this "Doll" anyway?

[mitchum]

64. You should hear their live record. It smokes their studio work.

[drm604]

67. MP3s of the two album sides!

http://www.houseplantpicturestudio.com/HPS/gernricky/gerrickfrontcover.html

Scroll down to just below the album cover picture.

On Edit: I couldn't listen to more than a few minutes, it's that bad.

[ElboRuum]

69. The Scary Rankings...

10. Elm Street... oh, long about 12AM, and you're feeling sleepy.
9. Guys named Jason who have a love of hockey, specifically the goalie position.
8. Crawlspaces in long-haul starships.
7. Hearing a noise in an abandoned house/cave/mine/starship and splitting up to 'check it out.'
6. TV white noise that talks to you.
5. Old Man Withers. I mean really, why does a crotchety old curmudgeon own an amusement park in the first place?
4. Jessica Simpson having a career.
3. Clowns... fucking pasty-faced troglodytes.
2. Ventriloquist dummies.

And the number one ranked Scary(TM) thing is...

1. Thinking about what that woman is doing with her hand up that dummy's ass. No I don't mean the dude on the right, although I can understand the confusion.