"Because the Doggone Girl is Mine"

[Sugar Smack]

That's not putting up much of a fight, is it? No. Michael & Paul are mildly arguing over who is the proprietor of the fair lady, right? I'd expect fisticuffs at the very least. At the most, upended barstools or a dislocated jaw. What is it with these guys that they can't feel enough passion to employ profanity? "Yup, she's mine", Paul asserts. WTF? They even HARMONIZE. If I was pissed at my nemesis, I'd at least disrupt the melody. Plus, "the girl" in question sounds like a bit of a player, truth be told. If I was someone's "doggone girl" I'd expect a bit more than mere agitation. These two sound about ready to walk into the sunset slapping each others' backs.

PS- Heard this today on radio with best friend. Not just sitting here w/too much time.

:grr: :nuke:

[billyskank]

1. ...

Wonders what on earth she is talking about

[Sugar Smack]

2. The song, honey!

The song! Have you ever heard it? It was 80's weekend on the radio & my best friend & I heard it. We actually discussed it to some length.

[Bunny]

3. One of them should have pulled a knife and gone medieval on the

other. This "I'm a lover, not a fighter" shit fooled NO ONE!

[Sugar Smack]

4. No shit!! "I'm a lover, not a fighter".

:wtf: THANK you, Bunny. GAWD. And those singers singing, "Mine, mine, mine" so calmly in the background. Well, I had no patience for them. This is Sharks & Jets time, not some "kumba-ya" campfire.

[miss_american_pie]

5. She was a beard

Obviously. :D

[Sugar Smack]

6. *sprays Meyer's & Orangina the length of the apt*

:spray: Of course! :spray:

[ghostsofgiants]

7. Poo, I was hoping for a Clone High thread.

I'm gonna go chuck a dead gopher into the girls' bathroom!

[Sugar Smack]

8. You're too hip for this thread.

Better off:D

[ghostsofgiants]

9. Clone High > McCartney/Jackson, for sure.