A holiday nyuk nyuk

[Archae]

Went to my dentist...he said I had a lot of bad teeth
...asked me about my diet:
I told him that every morning, seven days a week
I ate Eggs Benedict.
He said "That's your problem! The acid in the Hollindaise
sauce is ruining your teeth."
He said not to worry though, he was going to make me a plate
of chrome. I asked why chrome...
and he said....


"There's no plate like chrome for the hollanddaise"

[Valerie5555]

1. Did you know this is the typical SPCA Holiday greeting card?

It says "WE FISH YOU A MEOWY CHRISTMAS, AND A YAPPY NEW YEAR."