Sasquatch's guide to building a successful NFL Franchise

[sasquatch]

This is a simple and proves guide to building a successful NFL powerhouse or dynasty.

#1. Put it into a very Liberal City.
My evidense to back this statement up is to look at the city's of the team's that have had the most superbowls and NFL championships
-San Francisco 5 super bowl titles and if you've been to San Francisco. You know it's a liberal paradise, hell even the consevitives are dems in San Fran.
-Dallas is a very progressive southern city. Yes I know it's where El Cokehead Loco is from but, he's not a Cowboy fan. El Cokehead Loco is a Houston Texans fan for a reason, the Cowboys fans are generaly blue collar southern dems.
-Cleveland has alot of AAFL title's and old NFL title's. Cleveland is where Kucinich is from and Cleveland has always been a Dem only city like San Fran. Just put lake affect snowstorms and steelemills where'd you'd have fog and old piers in San Fran:)

#2. Get liberal/Progressive players and personnel.
Yeah I know that the little wienie Steve Largent is a Repug congressman. I know that Jack Kemp was Bob Dole's running mate. I also know that the vulgar jukie himself is a big NFL fan. Yet don't forget that Alan Page is a hardcore liberal judge on the Minnesota Supreme Court. That Vince Lombardi was a Kennedy Democrat that stressed progressive idea's whiule he was a coach. That Kellon Winslow, Jimmy Johnson and Boomer Esiason all have progressive ideals and always get a kick out of bashing the pigman. Besides Alan Page is a Judge and Largent is damned US Congressman. Page was awarded the MVP as a defensive lineman, Largent never one the damned thing once. If Page lined up across from Largent he'd eat Largent for lunch:evilgrin:

#3. Make sure the city your stadium is near has liberal drinking laws.
Look Bengals fans can be loud, infact some of the loudest. Don't believe me ask the Chiefs how damned loud they can get, hell the Chiefs had a lot of offside and delay penlaty's because of fan noise. But why when players ask who can be the loudest they say places like Philadelphia, New York, Pittsburgh, Minnesota and Green Bay. Why you ask? The drinking laws aren't as strict. Cincinnati fans like me although I live in Ohio park across the river in Kentucky because it's easier. The bad thing is the bars can't serve alcahol till noon. Since the game starts at 1:00 pm this is a problem for the home team because the crowd can't get into it. Make sure your team has a lot of establishments near the stadium that can start serving at 9 or 10:00 am so your crowd is (uh hem) "ready for the game.":beer::toast:


That's how you do it what do you think:):shrug:

[Don_G]

1. Lose As Much As You Can; When You Can

Hasn't that been Dimbo's "Economic Recovery Plan" so far?

Faith-based bull-shit, or was he counting on the State's lotteries to make up for the deficit?

[sasquatch]

2. That's the Reds and AZ Cardinals philosiphies I'm afraid

The bad thing is I'm a Reds fan:scared:

[sasquatch]

3. Kick

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[sasquatch]

4. Now that all of the football fans are up

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