We're supposed to wear red, white, and blue to school tomorrow.

[Catshrink]

But given my Bears great victory over the Pack today, I want to wear my Bears shirt. But I love my flag striped sneakers. But my Bears won decisively. Oh, what a dilemma! Oh, what should I do? Maybe another glass of wine would make it more clear.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Hehehe...I have a red, white and blue shirt.

I should wear it and relentlessly mock those who are not true patriots. :evilgrin:

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[Catshrink]

2. Ask them why they hate America.

[GOPisEvil]

3. I'll also ask why they're letting the terrorists win...

...and making baby Jesus cry.

[Catshrink]

4. Don't forget appeasing Nazis.

Heil Bushler!

[GOPisEvil]

5. I won't forget Poland either.

[Catshrink]

12. okay then, chop some wood.

[Zomby Woof]

6. Go with the Bears

Fuck enforced nationalism! That is so typical of Phoenix though. :puke:

No dilemma. Drink your wine, and know that your pal Zomby would never steer you wrong. :D

[Catshrink]

7. I think I'll wear my flag sneakers

and Bears shirt. It's half-conforming, half self-expression. Yeah.

[Zomby Woof]

8. No no no no no!!!

You REALLY need to get out of fascist-libertarian AZ. x(

[Catshrink]

10. So where do I go?

I've thought about Seattle but it's so damn expensive and the SPS actually pay less than Mesa. Or Alaska but it's so freaking red I think I'd go nuts. But my nephews and my Dad are there. But then my little weiner dog would freeze in the snow.

Chicago? I don't know.

[Zomby Woof]

16. You're right about Seattle

And L.A. is no cheaper... but also blue. Your dog would freeze in Chicago too, when not sweltering in the summer... but any of those 3 is a step up from Phoenix.

I don't know, but you really deserve a place that doesn't hit you with 127 degree temps when you walk outside, and doesn't shove a flag in your face every time you breathe. :-)

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. You're 'supposed' to wear red, white and blue?

Whose idea was it to push false patriotism in school?

Fuck that. Wear what you like. If anyone gives you grief, tell them you don't support knee-jerk symbolism.

[Zomby Woof]

11. Preach it, my California brother!

And praise be we at least SPLIT with the Mets.

[Catshrink]

14. Okay, then.

Bears it is. It fits -- first shut out since 2001. Oooooo, must be karma.

[gmoney]

13. Find a shirt with the French flag on it...

Sacre Blue!

[Catshrink]

15. or Polish.